Holiday 2008
So does anyone have the scoop on what Sprint will be offering for Xmas 2008? That is when I plan on porting my number over...normally you get the best deals on handsets during the holiday season. Holla! 😁
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Word on the street is that Sprint will release a new version "cell phone" that is surgically implanted in your brain. It will offer unlimited web access and download speeds of 100 GB's/sec. Also, you will not need to dial or speak, but it will read your brainwaves and thoughts and translate those into signal for other devices to receive. Retail price is rumored to be $25,000.00 (not including the surgery needed to implant) but with a 2 year contract will be only $24.99 after $15,000.00 Mail In Rebate.
Sprint is currently working out the bugs on this device and any consumers should be warned that the implantation may cause seizures, headaches, and "oily, anal leakage". Also, replacing the battery will require further surgery.
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Sprint is currently working out the bugs on this device and any consumers should be warned that the implantation may cause seizures, headaches, and "oily, anal leakage". Also, replacing the battery will require further surgery.
Personally, ...
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