Important Message from Mr. Hesse.
Hello there! My name is Dan Hesse, I'm the CEO of Sprint. I SAID, I AM THE CEO OF SPRINT! Thank you. Ok, I am here to tell you about our NOW network. We have the nation's largest and fastest 3G network (thanks to Verizon!) and to show you how committed we are to serving you, we are offering you free service for a year when you sign up for a two-year agreement. And, to sweeten the pot, we will give you any phone with a bluetooth headset for FREE!
At Sprint, we want you to know that despite what you've been hearing, we are not desperate for your business. So we've lost a few million customers, no big deal. Sprint has over 500 million customers in the country, which beats Verizon and AT&T anyday. So come to one our few remaining Sprint store...
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At Sprint, we want you to know that despite what you've been hearing, we are not desperate for your business. So we've lost a few million customers, no big deal. Sprint has over 500 million customers in the country, which beats Verizon and AT&T anyday. So come to one our few remaining Sprint store...
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Hello there, I'm Dan Hesse the CEO of Sprint. I SAID SPRINT! You know, the wireless phone company that bought out Nextel in 2005. Never mind what Nextel is, just listen to what I have to say!
To show you all that Sprint has the nation's best 3G network, I am now going to call my mother on my Sprint phone, and I will put it on speaker:
(flips open phone and dials)
Beeeeeee---eee-e-eeeP.
Mom: He--o?
Dan: Hi Mom, it's me, Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint!
Mom: Van Nesse the CPO of Rent?!
Dan: No MOM, it's me, Danny!
Mom: Oh. What the ---are you----I gotta tell you son, ----ok, goodbye. (click).
Dan: Hello?! Hello?!
Camera Man: Um... Mr. Hesse, you may wanna think of a new commercial idea...!
To show you all that Sprint has the nation's best 3G network, I am now going to call my mother on my Sprint phone, and I will put it on speaker:
(flips open phone and dials)
Beeeeeee---eee-e-eeeP.
Mom: He--o?
Dan: Hi Mom, it's me, Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint!
Mom: Van Nesse the CPO of Rent?!
Dan: No MOM, it's me, Danny!
Mom: Oh. What the ---are you----I gotta tell you son, ----ok, goodbye. (click).
Dan: Hello?! Hello?!
Camera Man: Um... Mr. Hesse, you may wanna think of a new commercial idea...!
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hah you're a clown. how long did this take for you to make up, your entire non-existent life.?? kind of sad...
but hey whatever!
but hey whatever!
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showstopper said:
ha-clown. how long did t-or you to make up--- your entire n-kind -ad...
but hey w-er!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Are you using your Sprint PCS phone?
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drake said:
🤣 🤣 🤣
I makes cellenator look smart!
Drake, you certainly do!
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All I'm saying is we already have one tool who makes claims how Sprint is this horrible company, and just tries to piss people off, but at least his bouts are up to date and do not attack employees.
As much as I get mad at cellenator, at least he looks halfway into articles (even though he does not post links).
As much as I get mad at cellenator, at least he looks halfway into articles (even though he does not post links).
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pantech.slate2009 said:showstopper said:
ha-clown. how long did t-or you to make up--- your entire n-kind -ad...
but hey w-er!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Are you using your Sprint PCS phone?
Probably the reason you can't hear him is you're on AT&T, and no GSM coverage where you're at! 🤣
Well look on the bright side, at least you guys still have better coverage than T-Mobile.
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jrfdsf said:pantech.slate2009 said:showstopper said:
ha-clown. how long did t-or you to make up--- your entire n-kind -ad...
but hey w-er!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Are you using your Sprint PCS phone?
Probably the reason you can't hear him is you're on AT&T, and no GSM coverage where you're at! 🤣
Well look on the bright side, at least you guys still have better coverage than T-Mobile.
hahahaha!!! no he can't hear me because this isn't even a phone call... what a retard. im typing this, not calling you and saying it to you. haha once again, what a clown...
besides you don't have to hear me, you can hear other pe ...
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