"We're sorry...
Trying to buy a phone? Give us a call at (866) 866-7509 (7am-1am EST).
You can get fast, free access to self-service from your Sprint phone:
Dial *4 to get up-to-date usage
Dial *3 to get account balance and pay your bill
Dial *2 to activate a phone, block text messages, or change your plan
You can also visit a Sprint store to pay your bill, activate a phone or get personalized help."
Sure. At three in the morning. This is never good. *Sigh*