Xmas wishes
Black friday is coming ladies and gentlemen. Time for shopping and the old hustle and bustle. Hopefully we get some snow flakes soon. Heres hoping your holidays are happy. I hope your bonus comes soon also.
Now for the important stuff. These are the wishes the Ninja has for Xmas this year. Your all getting a nice bonus so you can afford to buy me something nice.
1. A nice digital camera with auto focus. So I can take pictures of all your smiling faces in case they toss me out on the street.
2. Couple of pair of nice comfy shoes preferably semi business casual. One black pair and one brown pair. I like earth tone clothes.
3. A membership to a fat person gym so I don't feel uncomfortable around all you skinny folks while ...
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Now for the important stuff. These are the wishes the Ninja has for Xmas this year. Your all getting a nice bonus so you can afford to buy me something nice.
1. A nice digital camera with auto focus. So I can take pictures of all your smiling faces in case they toss me out on the street.
2. Couple of pair of nice comfy shoes preferably semi business casual. One black pair and one brown pair. I like earth tone clothes.
3. A membership to a fat person gym so I don't feel uncomfortable around all you skinny folks while ...
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you are too cute. if i wasnt married id be your snow bunny. we could go sledding and make snow angels. if we ever get any. i will try to find you a #4 on the list. even if i have to "borrow" it from someones front yard. member when we went looking for them in the neighborhood where our friend lives? now you know who this is? ttyl.
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