Is Tracfone the New Messiah?
Or just another charismatic fanatic bent on corrupting your children and leading them down the dark and sordid path of culthood? It was this question that many parents regrettably discovered the answer to this past week.
The calls started pouring into 911 at exactly 2:31 AM CST, Monday morning. Citizens of Bucksnort, TN were calling into their local police department in a panic after hearing a deafening explosion and being blinded by a brilliant flash that filled the sky. Afraid that terrorists had attacked the thriving metropolis, many of the citizens hid in their bomb shelter/outhouses and awaited the all-clear.
It was not the work of terrorists, the authorities later found out. Instead, it was the final act of a group of misled ...
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The calls started pouring into 911 at exactly 2:31 AM CST, Monday morning. Citizens of Bucksnort, TN were calling into their local police department in a panic after hearing a deafening explosion and being blinded by a brilliant flash that filled the sky. Afraid that terrorists had attacked the thriving metropolis, many of the citizens hid in their bomb shelter/outhouses and awaited the all-clear.
It was not the work of terrorists, the authorities later found out. Instead, it was the final act of a group of misled ...
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as prophet of the great tracfone and keeper of the tomes, i feel i should say something here. i had nothing to do with those kids. they were all just plain nuts. yes, i may have supplied them with the 'spirit juice' and horse tranquilizers but i did not tell them what to do with it.
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As my subordinate, you must succumb to my demands and hand over the 'spirit juice'...
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