Mighty Sages of TRACFONE
I wish to be a paddowon learner of the force. I have studied the scrolls, researched the 6G rollout, and sacrificed the net10 customers. I face a long time in prison for my actions, and while incarcerated, I plan to preach the power that is TRACFONE to all my inmates. I have contacted wal-mart about moving a supercenter to manhattan, for the sole purpose of selling and servicing TRACFONE. My loyalty lies with the .45 cent/minute charge. I will be making a book about the net10 slaughters and donating it to the ad agency for them. Allow me to service the great TRAC.
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How dare you slander the great Tracfone name...You must beg for the great Tracfone-Messiah to be merciful upon your soul... you insolent fool... you are giving false information... and NET10 is only .10 cents/min....any call... anywhere...no extra usage cost... you cant say that about any other prepaid company... TRACFONE RULES!!!
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Sorry sensai, I destroyed net10 to eliminate any competition to the great TRACFONE. There must be a way for me to communicate to the omnipresent messiah of the TRACFONE.
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NET10 is a disciple of Tracfone who serves the almighty Tracfone in providing the BEST SERVICE... I will try to arrance a meeting....
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