Abducted????
I have been saved from Tom and his minion's the uscc cult but i have been banished from this world) . I was abducted by aliens from a distant world, on this planet we eat turkey clubs and hits of acid. Clifford the big red dog has a sattel that i can ride while hunting the graboids from the movie tremors. we communicate using only tracfones. anyone Else had a experience they would like to share or are you as bored as me???????? and if anyone has seen the lounge lately i have a lepercon in my storage room that is trying to cut lines of cocaine with a razr V3c
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there are also evaporating tree out side my store that turn in to headless finches that fly in to the windows of time on my pc, i had a customer that ate broccoli for fun with a monk named Jim. they have both been studding the shalin arts at the Wu tang monasteries, to help me defeat the uscc cult. and who can forget about the Pygmy people of Alaska they bring me the acid of Africa, that is grown by the Eskimos. they have been at war with the shalin monk that makes my Klondike bars. this is all taking place at my store while i shadowbox with Joan kusac our spokes woman...
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Shimmy Shimmy ya,,,,,none other then Masta Killah, Odb, inspectah Deck, ghost face killah, U-god, Raekwon, Genius/giza Riza and sometimes Red man
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