arkman said:
So I woke up the other morning at about 3 a.m. to something very disturbing. Outside my bedroom window I saw "the network". Normally the sight comforts me, but this time was much different. That dork with the glasses was lightly tapping on the window and licking his lips. I knew my door was locked so I went back to sleep. About an hour later I felt a light stabbing sensation in my brown place and became filled with terror. My eyes slammed open and there was no one in the room...only the smell of aqua velva and stale cigarette smoke. On the pillow next to me were a pair of horn rimmed glasses. I was raped by "the network".