So why does Verizon have to pick every other stupid phone out there?

I don't want a flip/slide/swivel phone, since more moving parts = more things to break.

I don't need a keyboard to text, since it's easier to just call.

I don't need a camera, since I already have one.

I don't need a music player, since I already have an MP3 player.

This is what I want:
* Bar phone
* Good talk time (4-5 hours)
* Good reception
* Thin (so I can keep it in my pocket)
* Bluetooth would be nice (for the car)

In the paraphrased words of Patrick Henry "Give Me My Phone or Give Me Death!"

The Moto SLVR L9 would be nice... if it worked on the VZ network.

On a side note, other things that would be nice would be a globally unified network...
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