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Caught this on the Cingy forum. Absolutely hilarious, to me anyway:
greyrat said:
I don't think that treating former attw customers to a tiger balm sensual massage type experience is going to foster long term loyalty towards Cingular, and we the reps will be hearing about it for some time to come.
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Customer: "If I buy these phones from you, what will you give me?"
Me: Well you get the activation discount plus any rebates that come along with the phone.
Customer: "That's all good an all but I mean what are YOU going to do for me so I will buy these phones."
Me: Umm, shake your hand and say thank you?
Me: Well you get the activation discount plus any rebates that come along with the phone.
Customer: "That's all good an all but I mean what are YOU going to do for me so I will buy these phones."
Me: Umm, shake your hand and say thank you?
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BetterThanJake said:Does that come with a happy ending?
Caught this on the Cingy forum. Absolutely hilarious, to me anyway:greyrat said:
I don't think that treating former attw customers to a tiger balm sensual massage type experience is going to foster long term loyalty towards Cingular, and we the reps will be hearing about it for some time to come.
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muchdrama said:BetterThanJake said:Does that come with a happy ending?
Caught this on the Cingy forum. Absolutely hilarious, to me anyway:greyrat said:
I don't think that treating former attw customers to a tiger balm sensual massage type experience is going to foster long term loyalty towards Cingular, and we the reps will be hearing about it for some time to come.
Not if you're using Tiger Balm it won't! Ouch or something... 😲 (Stuff is a very bad choice for anal lube as well... 😳 )
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Aleq said:well, not too bad of a choice. tiger balm is a muscle relaxant. it would be good without all the pa...muchdrama said:BetterThanJake said:Does that come with a happy ending?
Caught this on the Cingy forum. Absolutely hilarious, to me anyway:greyrat said:
I don't think that treating former attw customers to a tiger balm sensual massage type experience is going to foster long term loyalty towards Cingular, and we the reps will be hearing about it for some time to come.
Not if you're using Tiger Balm it won't! Ouch or something... 😲 (Stuff is a very bad choice for anal lube as well... 😳 )
(continues)
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It's a very bad choice for mucus membranes, but if you disagree by all means give it a try and let us all know how it went for you... 🤣
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no, i think imma pass. i prefer astroglide. it makes you an astronaut if you didn't know.
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Grantizzle said:
no, i think imma pass. i prefer astroglide. it makes you an astronaut if you didn't know.
Well, you'll definitely go to the moon if you're using it right... 😳
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Aleq said:Grantizzle said:
no, i think imma pass. i prefer astroglide. it makes you an astronaut if you didn't know.
Well, you'll definitely go to the moon if you're using it right... 😳
ummm . . . gross/ bad joke. sorry dude.
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Aleq said:I totally didn't need to hear that.muchdrama said:BetterThanJake said:Does that come with a happy ending?
Caught this on the Cingy forum. Absolutely hilarious, to me anyway:greyrat said:
I don't think that treating former attw customers to a tiger balm sensual massage type experience is going to foster long term loyalty towards Cingular, and we the reps will be hearing about it for some time to come.
Not if you're using Tiger Balm it won't! Ouch or something... 😲 (Stuff is a very bad choice for anal lube as well... 😳 )
P.S. Astroglide works wonders.
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