New carrier slogans....
Verizon.... "You will love our service! Why? Because we said so!"
ATT.... "Our service,iPhone, is great because we invest, iPhone, a lot of money, iPhone, and we have been,iPhone, around for years, iPhone!"
Sprint/Nextel..."Yo dawgs, youz be up in dis crib cauz youz be knowin we be the shiznitz"
or.... "Huck Huck, yall got them beepin phones? Yee Hall!"
Tmobile..."Hey! Were still around!!!"
Metro PCS..."so, you couldnt get approved anywhere else? So......"
ATT.... "Our service,iPhone, is great because we invest, iPhone, a lot of money, iPhone, and we have been,iPhone, around for years, iPhone!"
Sprint/Nextel..."Yo dawgs, youz be up in dis crib cauz youz be knowin we be the shiznitz"
or.... "Huck Huck, yall got them beepin phones? Yee Hall!"
Tmobile..."Hey! Were still around!!!"
Metro PCS..."so, you couldnt get approved anywhere else? So......"
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Verizon: Yep, we're the ones with that annoying slogan guy you want to punch in the face. Can you hear us NOW!
ATT: We've got the iPhone, the official carrier of Douchebags everywhere.
Sprint: If a white guy named Dan can't save us no one can, but we've got cool phones.
Nextel: Hey, we're better than 2 tin cans and a string.
T-Mobile: We've got 3G...kind of.
ATT: We've got the iPhone, the official carrier of Douchebags everywhere.
Sprint: If a white guy named Dan can't save us no one can, but we've got cool phones.
Nextel: Hey, we're better than 2 tin cans and a string.
T-Mobile: We've got 3G...kind of.
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VZW: We buy our way to the top! And: We don't need no stinkin' iPhone, we're Verizon Wireless!
AT&T: Our service may be rated lower than everyone else, but we have the iPhone!
Sprint: What are we going to do tonight, Dan? The same thing we do every night, try to get back our customers!
NexTel: Chirp-Anyone there?
T-Mobile: We may not do it first, and we still screw it up, but damnit, we have the Touch Pro 2, and it kicks the iPhone's ass.
Metro PCS: Can you hear- (crap, did the call drop again?)
Ntelos: Unlimited dropped calls, 39.99 per month!
AT&T: Our service may be rated lower than everyone else, but we have the iPhone!
Sprint: What are we going to do tonight, Dan? The same thing we do every night, try to get back our customers!
NexTel: Chirp-Anyone there?
T-Mobile: We may not do it first, and we still screw it up, but damnit, we have the Touch Pro 2, and it kicks the iPhone's ass.
Metro PCS: Can you hear- (crap, did the call drop again?)
Ntelos: Unlimited dropped calls, 39.99 per month!
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