Just got off the phone with Technical Support.
They are replacing my 3 year old blackberry phone FOR free.
Cut my bill in half for 3 phones.
Gave me features, not advertised.
AND I still have my New Every 2 upgrade.
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Lol NO LIE. I couldn't believe. I was actually about to go to the store location, but it was all done on the phone.
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Because we know the best way to have a successful company is to have a bunch of great options and not tell anyone about them.
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The one guy on Earth who knows about them can only describe them with a ':-)'.
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I don't want to get anybody in trouble.
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to go online and tell everyone about the deals you recieved.
I'm sure that won't cause a bunch of customer to call in asking for those same deals, which in turn means it could not possibly get anybody in trouble.
Except, there's nothing here linking what you claim you got to any account or tech support representative. Therefor, telling us that you got any extra features would have the exact same effect as telling us exactly what those features are.
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epik
Jan 26, 2011, 11:12 PM
He must have gotten the secret bread toasting function.
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They gave me a link to an app that turns my phone into a lighter.
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epik
Jan 26, 2011, 11:24 PM
I have the one where it works as a razor.
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Menno
Jan 26, 2011, 11:29 PM
I have an app that will tell me how much snow fell.. I just have to stick it in a snow bank for a few seconds. 🙄
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Is there an app which will transform my Incredible into a Light saber?
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Menno
Jan 26, 2011, 11:38 PM
yes there is. Give me 500 dollars, and I'll send you the .apk. I accept paypal
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Menno
Jan 26, 2011, 11:30 PM
Considering you already used it to get a DroidX for "free"
Sorry, I'm calling bull on this story.
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... and wait for the THUNDERBOOOOOOLT 🤣
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Menno
Jan 26, 2011, 11:55 PM
Even though you already used it to get a Dx.
And then on top of that, you wanted to know what the best feature phone was because you didn't want to have a mandatory data plan.
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They don't need a data plan and never had one 🙄 . Anymore brain busters?
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Menno
Jan 26, 2011, 11:59 PM
Droid X requires a data plan
Blackberry Curve Requires a data plan
the HTC Thunderbolt will require a data plan
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That is correct. Smartphones require data plans. You need help with anything else? Let me know. Feature phones are dumbphones and don't need data plans.
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:16 AM
No I don't need help with anything. You do because you're claiming things that don't exist, bragging about special deals you received but refuse to elaborate on and apparently have multiple credits where its only possible for you to have one.
If you have to lie about **** to make yourself feelnspecial, that's what facebook is for. This is a phone forum, most of us understand or work in the phone industry. Tall tails wont fly here.
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All 3 are eligible for an upgrade. I don't have any reason to lie about it. I wouldn't get enough of a dopamine rush to lie about such curious things.
So NE2 is applicable for the primary phone only?
Perhaps in my situation, it is due to holding on to my upgrades.
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:22 AM
No. You get one ne2 period. You don't earn extra ones by keeping old equipment.
Forgetting the fact that it is impoosible for you to get whaylt your claiming off of only threelines, why should were believe you when you don't even understand your contracts?
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I don't think it's "period". 🙄
I wish there was someone else to confirm this. I don't find you reliable. 🙄
Primary phone has NE2 upgrade eligibility + $100 credit. Secondary phones have NE2 upgrade eligibility without $100 credit. 🙄 🙄
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epik
Jan 27, 2011, 12:31 AM
NE2 only applied to lines over $34.99/mo. Lines under that received upgrades call "standard upgrade." NE2 indicates a discount on top of the already discounted phone price.
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That must be it then. 3 standard upgrades with 1 NE2?
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epik
Jan 27, 2011, 12:41 AM
New Every Two refers to the program that gives an additional discount on top of the discounted two-year pricing for a phone. New Every Two only applied to lines with a base price of $34.99/mo or higher. Originally, the discount was $100, but a few years ago it changed to $100 for lines with a base price of $80 or more per month, and $50 for those under $80/mo. Then a year and a half ago it changed to $50 for the higher plans, $30 for the lower. $20 and $9.99 family share plans never had New Every Two.
http://support.vzw.com/clc/faqs/Wireless%20Service/f ... »Verizon Wireless said:
New Every Two®
What is New Every Two®?
New Every Two was a marketing program available to c
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(continues)
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I definably understand my contract. I even confirmed everything with support.
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:30 AM
And yet here you show a complete lack of knowledge about it.
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I don't know who is dumber? You or those of us reading the bull *Bleep* you are posting and then responding. Never mind... Yeah, I do. I'm done. Congratulations. I finally found a bigger jerk than bluecoyote.
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So what... it's applicable to the primary line... I just learned that, doesn't change anything I said.
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:02 AM
which you already used on a Dx
yet you claim that you're getting a Curve replaced (and keeping NE2 implying it's your line)
You're looking for a feature phone to use your Ne2 on (your line) because you don't want the data.
And you're waiting for a Thunderbolt (for who?)
As for brain busters, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
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which I decided not to use on a Dx.
am getting my bb replaced.
looking for a feature phone to use for my secondary accounts which are NE2 eligible.
waiting for a Thunderbolt for me.
Anymore brain busters?
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:12 AM
You only get ONE NE2per family plan.
You stated you already received the dx.
In your post onfeature phones yousaid "I want to know what phone to get because I don't want to pay for data."
Notice you Said I.
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All three of the phones in the family plan are NE2 Eligible. One since 2007. One since 2008. One since 2010.
I decided not to keep the Droid X.
I notice I said I and it is true because I am will be the owner of the phone and I am the one that does not want to pay for data for I am the payer of the bill. And I am I and you and I are I's.
Am I speaking in riddles?
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:17 AM
No, just lying out your ass.
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Oh, also, I say I, yet the phone will go to another family member. I still consider it as "I's" phone. 🙄
Well if I am not lying, then I am telling the truth.
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:23 AM
No, you're lying. Verizon would not take the loss you are claiming they took to keep you as a customer. It makes more financial sense to let you cancel.
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i not a liar liar pants on fire wolf cryin agent with a wire.
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:28 AM
Yes, you are.
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All you can say is I am liar, but you have yet to discredit anything I have said. If I am lying, then I have created an elaborate story with no holes whatsoever. Then there's you saying no, no, and no to anything I say. So I win. Unless you give me an excerpt of their policy stating you can only have one NE2 upgrade on one phone.
Why would Verizon offer one phone to a family to renew and give your soul for 2 years?
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Menno
Jan 27, 2011, 12:37 AM
Check their definition of ne2. And I've discredited you for several days now, I can't help it of you're too busy running in circles to see it.
And there is no winning or losing. I gain nothing by you being wrong.
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I believe Epik corrected me saying I have 3 standard upgrades and 1 NE2.
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epik
Jan 27, 2011, 12:42 AM
I just worded it differently, Menno's been telling you what's what the whole time.
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He didn't tell me any of that and he said I was lying on everything, even the fact that all my phones are eligible for upgrades.
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epik
Jan 27, 2011, 12:53 AM
For me, you win when you divulge all the secret (read: impossible) claims of half-price plans, unadvertised features, and free replacement phone.
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Good grief. I'll be happy to settle any of this, since I can just lookup this account in Netace.
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I know, but I took it back. I indeed held it, actually got a receipt for it, but took it back.
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epik
Jan 27, 2011, 12:45 AM
Well, that would be a good thing to mention.
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