10 Year Contracts = VZW's Answer to the Cingular Threat?
The Good:
More discounts on the equipment!
Free bonus minutes for the term of the contract that make the plans even a better deal than Cingular's!
A better deal than even New Every 2!
The Unchanged:
Still no rollover...
Still no 7pm nights...
The Bad:
More complicated upgrade rules for customer service.
More oportunities for error in Point of Sale data entry.
More discounts on the equipment!
Free bonus minutes for the term of the contract that make the plans even a better deal than Cingular's!
A better deal than even New Every 2!
The Unchanged:
Still no rollover...
Still no 7pm nights...
The Bad:
More complicated upgrade rules for customer service.
More oportunities for error in Point of Sale data entry.
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Cingular Wireless has announced an alliance with the American Medical Association. Effective immediately, all children born in North America will have a Cingular-branded world phone grafted to their heads. The rate plan attached to these phones will offer unlimited North American coverage, and international roaming starting at 2 cents per minute for 5 dollars a month. Contract is not required, however to change carriers surgery is required, and no HMO covers removal is it is considered 'cosmetic'
LMAO...I couldn't resist!
p.s. - This announcement is made in the interest of sarcasm, and has no basis in fact.
LMAO...I couldn't resist!
p.s. - This announcement is made in the interest of sarcasm, and has no basis in fact.
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So if that were the case would you also give that info to Bush so that he can keep track of everyone to make sure they aren't Terrorists?
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LMAO! No, but we'll be installing GPS and mini bombs in them just in case.
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Hey, we take care of the problem at the source. Think of the money we would have saved if we coulda just triggered a bomb in Osama's cellie...
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I don't think so...lol. His brother, who is a surgeon in Boston, is supposedly a VZW customer, though. Have a friend who reps in town who swears he sold him an America's Choice plan
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yeah him and Saddam love Cingular, so does the KKK...lol...I'm getting a little "Head of State" feeling from this
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Hey PP, How is it that Osama's Brother could have VZW Service if right after 9/11 Bush had bin Ladens Entire family flown out of the country? especially with VZW lack of international service...he woulda had to of had Cingular...hehehe
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lol...as far as I know the brother is still in Boston. He's a good surgeon from what I hear, too.
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TheVZWMan said:Remember, the Bin Ladens are filthy rich oil billionaires that probably use the latest, greatest satellite phones.
Hey PP, How is it that Osama's Brother could have VZW Service if right after 9/11 Bush had bin Ladens Entire family flown out of the country? especially with VZW lack of international service...he woulda had to of had Cingular...hehehe
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phonepimp3376 said:
Cingular Wireless has announced an alliance with the American Medical Association. Effective immediately, all children born in North America will have a Cingular-branded world phone grafted to their heads. The rate plan attached to these phones will offer unlimited North American coverage, and international roaming starting at 2 cents per minute for 5 dollars a month. Contract is not required, however to change carriers surgery is required, and no HMO covers removal is it is considered 'cosmetic'
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How sad. Children would be stuck with Cingular? I'd rather have a rock grafted to my hands..
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