You know, it dawned on me today.

Listening to all these outsiders complain & whine about phone pricing, plans, free phones, getting ripped off, "phones should work perfect everywhere", "the company's out to get me", etc. etc. etc, reminded me of a certain type:

They are the ones that walk into your store all straggly with no resume or presentation skills and say, "Hey, are you guys hiring?"

Aren't they such Comic Relief?