top ten ways to get "offed" at work.....
this is intended as a FUNNY joke. do not take it serously....and its probally not a brilliant idea to test any of these.
ok now that the disclaimer is out of the way.....people on my team have developed a top ten list on how too off yourself at work in the most entertaining methods (to the people who watch)
so without furthar adue......
10) sitting next to 4 day old clothing for 8.5 hours
9) passing out from boredom and faceplanting onto the keyboard....and suffocating on the "alt" key
😎 choking on headset microphone
7) caffiene overdose
6) having a vending machine fall on you
5) cutting yourself with ID badge
4) decapitating yourself with extendable badge thing a ma bob... (not viagra)
3) forced view...
(continues)
ok now that the disclaimer is out of the way.....people on my team have developed a top ten list on how too off yourself at work in the most entertaining methods (to the people who watch)
so without furthar adue......
10) sitting next to 4 day old clothing for 8.5 hours
9) passing out from boredom and faceplanting onto the keyboard....and suffocating on the "alt" key
😎 choking on headset microphone
7) caffiene overdose
6) having a vending machine fall on you
5) cutting yourself with ID badge
4) decapitating yourself with extendable badge thing a ma bob... (not viagra)
3) forced view...
(continues)
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Once - a long long time ago - we were very bored, and we went out & bought some clothes pins - and then me & a few teammates proceeded to try to clip them on passing coworkers without them noticing....it was great..... 🤣
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