this is a top ten list intended for reps. please clear with your supervisor before using these on customers. thanks.


and now that the disclaimer is out of the way....

the top ten ways to answer a phone!



top ten ways to open your call (intended for reps)

10: "thanks for waking cingular wireless...this is "" sleeping....how can i annoy you?"

9: "road kill cafe, you kill it we grill it"

8: "i just woke up. call me back in 2 hours"

7: "the number you have dialed.....6...1...1.....is no longer in service. please make a note of it. BEEEEEP (press any number on the phone keypad)

6: "what? were am i? oh yea....can i have a large cola....2 orders of fries....."

5: "do you like scary movies???"

4: "thanks for callin...
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