Cell phone IQ test - Revise as necessary
a) Orange
b) Football
c) White
d) None of the above
2. What Month is the 4th of july on?
a) July
b) February
c) Football
d) None of the above
3. What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?
a) Football
b) A ton of wood
c) Both weigh equally the same
d) None of the above
4. If false is 0, and True is 1, What is 1 + 0?
a) True
b) False
c) Football
5. What is the sum of 2 + 2?
a) 2
b) 4
c) 22
d) Football
6. Objects of equal proportion dropped from the roof of a three story building tend to...
a) Break
b) Melt
c) Football
d) None of the above.
7. The combination of Water and Electric products is...
a) Bad
b) Bad
c) Good
d) Both A & B
8. A cell phone is a...
a) Device used for cellular service
b) Football
c) Device used for mobile communications
d) Both A & C
^New wireless customers, please feel free to take a shot at this test and see how you do.^
*** Reps: Add anything you see fit.
1. What color was Ghengis Khan's White horse?
d) None of the above (Trick question! HA! Thought you got me, didnt ya?)
2. What Month is the 4th of july on?
d) None of the above (Another trick question, its in the summer!)
3. What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?
d) None of the above (Yet another one! Everyone knows a ton of lead is heavier than a ton of feathers!)
4. If false is 0, and True is 1, What is 1 + 0?
(I'll skip this one and just take a free credit. You owe me since this question is the merger's fault.)
5. What is the sum of 2 + 2?
a) 2 (That's easy)
6. Objects of equal proportion dropped from the roof of a three story b...
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Wouldn't it be great to be able to say that?
Q: what is the correct way to remove the battery from your phone?
a:use the little clip and remove battery gently
b: power drill
c: wd-40
d: wtf is a battery?
2:
the diffrence between your flip phone and tv remote is...
a: tv remote? weres my remote....i wanna watch football! not talk about phones...
b: the phone has a ....flip thingy
c: i have a tv remote on my watch
d: someone beer me.
3:
in order to maintain maximum life on your phone you should..
a: only charge the phone when the battery dies
b: give it beer 3 times a week
c: take it to dinner and a movie
d: my phones alive??? aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
4:
customer handles wich of the following?
a: someo...
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Multiple choice:
1. Dou you think the above statement is fair.
a.yes
b.yep
c.affirmative
d.undoubtedly
2.What steps should we take to promote and have our customer to migrate to gsm.
a.lower the signal strength on our tdma towers
b.when a tower is damage by, tornados, hurricanes..etc..do not fix them.
c.not offering tdma phones so they have no choice but gsm.
d.all of the above.
3.How can we make extra few dollars on millions of our customers when we promote a free month of text messaging.
a.by the you not calling in the next month to have it removed, the 19.9...
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By answering the following questions you agree to the terms and conditions. In order for us to program your phone you must answer the following questions
Multiple choice:
1. Dou you think the above statement is fair.
a.yes
b.yep
c.affirmative
d.undoubtedly
2.What steps should we take to promote and have our customer to migrate to gsm.
a.lower the signal strength on our tdma towers
b.when a tower is damage by, tornados, hurricanes..etc..do not fix them.
c.not offering tdma phones so they have no choice but gsm.
d.all of the above.
3.How can we make extra few dollars on millions of our customers when we promote a free month of text messaging.
a.by the you not calling in the next
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a. 5 dollar bill
b. 5 cent coin
c. Catholic
d. None
12. AT&T stands for
a. Almost Totally Telephones
b. Always Tasting Truffles
c. American Telephone and Telegraph
d. All of the above
13. Alexander Graham Bell invented?
a. The liberty bell
b. Teddy Grahams snack cookies
c. The radio
d. A device that would one day be carried in peoples purses calling people at random to run up their $1265.25 cell phone bill.
14. The correct answer to Question # 11 is___
a. The supreme court.
b. Shannon Elizabeth
c. The Rock
d. Foreskin
15. If there are 99 bottles of beer on the wall and you take one down and pass it around, how many bottles of beer are left on...
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