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Cell phone IQ test - Revise as necessary

speck

Jan 29, 2005, 1:01 PM
1. What color was Ghengis Khan's White horse?
a) Orange
b) Football
c) White
d) None of the above

2. What Month is the 4th of july on?
a) July
b) February
c) Football
d) None of the above

3. What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?
a) Football
b) A ton of wood
c) Both weigh equally the same
d) None of the above

4. If false is 0, and True is 1, What is 1 + 0?
a) True
b) False
c) Football

5. What is the sum of 2 + 2?
a) 2
b) 4
c) 22
d) Football

6. Objects of equal proportion dropped from the roof of a three story building tend to...
a) Break
b) Melt
c) Football
d) None of the above.

7. The combination of Water and Electric products is...
a) Bad
b) Bad
c) Good
d) Both A & B

8. A cell phone is a...
a) Device used for cellular service
b) Football
c) Device used for mobile communications
d) Both A & C


^New wireless customers, please feel free to take a shot at this test and see how you do.^

*** Reps: Add anything you see fit.
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repCB

Jan 29, 2005, 2:14 PM
Ok, i'm a new Cingular customer, let me take a crack at it...

1. What color was Ghengis Khan's White horse?
d) None of the above (Trick question! HA! Thought you got me, didnt ya?)

2. What Month is the 4th of july on?
d) None of the above (Another trick question, its in the summer!)

3. What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?
d) None of the above (Yet another one! Everyone knows a ton of lead is heavier than a ton of feathers!)

4. If false is 0, and True is 1, What is 1 + 0?
(I'll skip this one and just take a free credit. You owe me since this question is the merger's fault.)

5. What is the sum of 2 + 2?
a) 2 (That's easy)

6. Objects of equal proportion dropped from the roof of a three story b...
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speck

Jan 29, 2005, 2:35 PM
I'm sorry mister/miss customer... Unfortunately we will not be able to justifiably issue you a License to operate a cell phone... Here's a 52 page instruction package on common sense... With pretty pictures and Big words... oo... You can come back in six months to retake the test...

🤣

🤣


Wouldn't it be great to be able to say that?
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repCB

Jan 29, 2005, 2:46 PM
And to think, these people are driving in our streets... 😳 I think i'll walk home tonight...
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speck

Jan 29, 2005, 2:56 PM
... Running our country... 😛
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not_in_halifax

Jan 29, 2005, 5:02 PM
Good lord, don't get another political discussion going. Please.
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speck

Jan 29, 2005, 5:22 PM
Sorry... It was the first thing that popped into my head... Let's just hope nobody read that.
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not_in_halifax

Jan 29, 2005, 5:31 PM
hehe Let's hope. 🙂
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repCB

Jan 29, 2005, 5:56 PM
The Secret Service sees you... 😎

and Big Brother is watching 😈
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speck

Jan 29, 2005, 6:00 PM
The only one's I fear are the NSA...
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rep1of2000

Jan 31, 2005, 10:54 PM
heres a few more for you.


Q: what is the correct way to remove the battery from your phone?

a:use the little clip and remove battery gently

b: power drill

c: wd-40

d: wtf is a battery?



2:
the diffrence between your flip phone and tv remote is...

a: tv remote? weres my remote....i wanna watch football! not talk about phones...

b: the phone has a ....flip thingy

c: i have a tv remote on my watch

d: someone beer me.


3:
in order to maintain maximum life on your phone you should..

a: only charge the phone when the battery dies

b: give it beer 3 times a week

c: take it to dinner and a movie

d: my phones alive??? aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!


4:
customer handles wich of the following?

a: someo...
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marsuns

Jan 31, 2005, 11:57 PM
By answering the following questions you agree to the terms and conditions. In order for us to program your phone you must answer the following questions

Multiple choice:

1. Dou you think the above statement is fair.

a.yes
b.yep
c.affirmative
d.undoubtedly


2.What steps should we take to promote and have our customer to migrate to gsm.

a.lower the signal strength on our tdma towers
b.when a tower is damage by, tornados, hurricanes..etc..do not fix them.
c.not offering tdma phones so they have no choice but gsm.
d.all of the above.


3.How can we make extra few dollars on millions of our customers when we promote a free month of text messaging.

a.by the you not calling in the next month to have it removed, the 19.9...
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VOLVORacr

Feb 1, 2005, 12:33 AM
marsuns said:
By answering the following questions you agree to the terms and conditions. In order for us to program your phone you must answer the following questions

Multiple choice:

1. Dou you think the above statement is fair.

a.yes
b.yep
c.affirmative
d.undoubtedly


2.What steps should we take to promote and have our customer to migrate to gsm.

a.lower the signal strength on our tdma towers
b.when a tower is damage by, tornados, hurricanes..etc..do not fix them.
c.not offering tdma phones so they have no choice but gsm.
d.all of the above.


3.How can we make extra few dollars on millions of our customers when we promote a free month of text messaging.

a.by the you not calling in the next
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VOLVORacr

Feb 1, 2005, 12:36 AM
They also need to submit an essay something on the topic of, "what my contract means to me" or "what does the sentence, service not guranteed in all areas" or even "why won't I get a free new phone if I drop mine in a bowl of cereal two days after I get it."
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Hello Moto

Feb 1, 2005, 3:44 AM
10. Benjamin Frankfurt is featured on what denomination of US currency?
a. 5 dollar bill
b. 5 cent coin
c. Catholic
d. None

12. AT&T stands for
a. Almost Totally Telephones
b. Always Tasting Truffles
c. American Telephone and Telegraph
d. All of the above

13. Alexander Graham Bell invented?
a. The liberty bell
b. Teddy Grahams snack cookies
c. The radio
d. A device that would one day be carried in peoples purses calling people at random to run up their $1265.25 cell phone bill.

14. The correct answer to Question # 11 is___
a. The supreme court.
b. Shannon Elizabeth
c. The Rock
d. Foreskin

15. If there are 99 bottles of beer on the wall and you take one down and pass it around, how many bottles of beer are left on...
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