new rate plan
this is my new rate plan! it will be manadtory for any customer who calls in and complains about billsbeing high due to roaming charges or minutes. heres the breakdown.
FIVE dollars a month! thats right! only FIVE bucks per month! talk about cheap eh? now this plan gets you 30 minutes a month anytime! so no worrying about when night and weekends start! also a good deal. you have no coverage area, no hca, wich means you never have to worry if your "outside your calling area" again! great huh? anyone interested in this plan should act now! its a limited time offer!
😈 😈 😈 😈
FIVE dollars a month! thats right! only FIVE bucks per month! talk about cheap eh? now this plan gets you 30 minutes a month anytime! so no worrying about when night and weekends start! also a good deal. you have no coverage area, no hca, wich means you never have to worry if your "outside your calling area" again! great huh? anyone interested in this plan should act now! its a limited time offer!
😈 😈 😈 😈
...
woah, hey sign me up. Thats just perfect for me. with that plan I will never have to call in to bitch about anythingever again!!! but I will still demand that I should get the same amount of minutes as I have right now. 😉
...
the plan comes with 30 minutes. however for only 29.99 extra per month you can have an additional 50 minutes. this is stackable so for 69.99 youd get 100 more minutes....and so on. 😈 😈 😈
...
roam rate: 0.60 cents a minute wayyy cheaper then the 69 cents for most carriers. great deal huh?
extra minutes, 30 cents per minute. again pretty good since most carriers are 35 cents or more on plans of this level. this is a great offer! all aboard! 😈 😈
extra minutes, 30 cents per minute. again pretty good since most carriers are 35 cents or more on plans of this level. this is a great offer! all aboard! 😈 😈
...
can I get a high end fancy phone for free with that plan and no contract? 🤣
...
well you would need a 2 year contract. as for a phone....we do have some nice analog devices. the benefit is that since tdma is going bye bye, and gsm sucks analog will rise once more to inherit the wireless industry! and as a added bonus the phone comes with its own backpack style battery, a 2 foot antenae, (bigger is better afterall) and its own wheels for easy transportation! the screen is also a foot wide! and to top it all off it only weighs 60 pounds. great for the person who needs a phone on the go. 😈 😈 😈
...
