top ten ways to amuse yourself at work
ok havent done one of these in a while....so heres a new top ten list. these are inteded as a joke....so please dont take seroius....or do, but dont get mad at me if something....undesirable happens.. so without furthar adue....
10: say "meow" to a customer 10 times in 1 call without them catching on.
9: try and get a quarter stuck in the cieling tiles, by only sitting in your chair
8: hide your phone under someones desk, leave it a chirping criket ring tone, and call your phone randomly during the day
7: call other departments, and try ordering a pizza. then tell them they must have a wrong number, and unless they have a wireless # youll have to disconnect. then hang up.
6: wear a REALLY REALLY big and loud sombrero.
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10: say "meow" to a customer 10 times in 1 call without them catching on.
9: try and get a quarter stuck in the cieling tiles, by only sitting in your chair
8: hide your phone under someones desk, leave it a chirping criket ring tone, and call your phone randomly during the day
7: call other departments, and try ordering a pizza. then tell them they must have a wrong number, and unless they have a wireless # youll have to disconnect. then hang up.
6: wear a REALLY REALLY big and loud sombrero.
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rep1of2000 said:...
ok havent done one of these in a while....so heres a new top ten list. these are inteded as a joke....so please dont take seroius....or do, but dont get mad at me if something....undesirable happens.. so without furthar adue....
10: say "meow" to a customer 10 times in 1 call without them catching on.
substitute "meow' for "bite me"
9: try and get a quarter stuck in the ceiling tiles, by only sitting in your chair.
pencils work better, i tried.
8: hide your phone under someones desk, leave it a chirping criket ring tone, and call your phone randomly during the day
mine is a dog barking, it flips people out
7: call other departments, and try ordering a pizza. then tell them they
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lol i like some of those ideas...lol. altho i think its more funny when its a bit more...on the suttle side. (btw im a care rep not a spellcheck program.) the trolls was a good idea tho. lol
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rep1of2000 said:
10: say "meow" to a customer 10 times in 1 call without them catching on.
Done it. First words out of my mouth: "Thank you for calling ______. My name is ****, meow can I help you?"
Made one friend laugh so hard, he was crying by the end of my call.
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I love that one... My other fav is simulating the automated sys when they punch in their #'s...
"You dialed 7, 6, 4, 9, #, *, *. If this is correct please press "1" if not, please press "2"."
*cust pushes button*
"I'm sorry, you're selection was not recognized by our system. Please re-input your selection."
Keep doing that until they get tired... Or you get bored... Whichever comes first.
"You dialed 7, 6, 4, 9, #, *, *. If this is correct please press "1" if not, please press "2"."
*cust pushes button*
"I'm sorry, you're selection was not recognized by our system. Please re-input your selection."
Keep doing that until they get tired... Or you get bored... Whichever comes first.
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rep1of2000 said:
7: change someones screen colors to all black
Or, if they forget to lock their workstation, flip their screen upside down...
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Oh yeah I forgot you can do that with that Intel Graphics program that shows in the start bar corner... hehe scuz me, I gotta go cause some Mischief.
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Hehehe, she never saw it comming and is freaking out, gotta go save the day now, brb.
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what about masturbating at work? espically if you work in a call center. it'd be awesome.
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actually, somebody got caught doing that in a cubicle after hours in this call center recently and was fired on the spot.
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Actually, I think it might be a crime. Dude, flipping out your willy in plain sight at work, while there are still people around, even if you are off the clock, is indecent exposure. Dude deserved to be fired for being that dumb.
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When I was in high school I heard a story from my friend that a guy did "that" while in class during a movie.
Sorry I know it's not phone related, but it relates to this gross thread and I had to whip this one out...
Sorry I know it's not phone related, but it relates to this gross thread and I had to whip this one out...
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I like to switch the mouse buttons so they are backwards, nobody ever figures it out and end up just giving up
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that was hilarious... i like the meow thing the best as i know someone who does it its f-in hilarious 🤣 😁
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ewwwwwwww......dude you got WAY to much spare time. "you need to get yourself a woman, matey. OR...is it that you've already found one....and are otherwise incabaple of wooing said strumpet?"
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