Blame It On Cingular
Latley this is how its been, you get a call customers very upset when they noticed that there bill isnt at its regular price as it is every month. Of course...its cingulars fault "ever since at&t and cingular merged i've gone over my mintues!" or "when they merged they must have changed my rate plan! becasue i never got roaming before" bs your on a local plan. Man these guys will use ever excuse in the book so they dont have to blame themselfs for their mistakes! Next thing they're going to be blammin us for there personal problems "ever since you guys merged the wifes been terrible in bed and i cant get it up...i blame it on you"...heres a suggestion step up for your mistakes!and stop blammin everyone else for your problems. or at least st...
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I expect to hear/read about something like this soon:
"My dog died after you guys merged with ATT Wireless! You need to buy me a new dog!"
"My house burnt down after you migrated me to Cingular! You need to buy me a brand new house!"
"My dog died after you guys merged with ATT Wireless! You need to buy me a new dog!"
"My house burnt down after you migrated me to Cingular! You need to buy me a brand new house!"
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Hey this is crazy talk obviously the ATTWS/Cingular merger can effect everyone im sure my recenet sickness is obviously a direct result of the merger its probably the end of time as we know it all because 2 companies moved into once office creating a vacuum of chaos
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