Cingular is bad
Based on all of the calls that I am getting on the Cingular merger I am trying to compile a list of how the merger has effected all of our lives. either real or fake. maybe we can get it Printed on CNN.com. or Weekly World News
I never weighed 300 pounds before the merger.
Reps were not able to easily guess my IQ over the phone before
There was no Giant Killer Tsunami in India before the merger
The merger gave me cancer
The merger has obstructed my colon
The merger ran over my cat while driving a dumptruck
My wife left me because of the merger
I had to sell my children to arabs because of the merger
The merger made me have unnatural longongs for lawn gnomes
I never killed and ate people and wore their bones as a necklace before the...
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I never weighed 300 pounds before the merger.
Reps were not able to easily guess my IQ over the phone before
There was no Giant Killer Tsunami in India before the merger
The merger gave me cancer
The merger has obstructed my colon
The merger ran over my cat while driving a dumptruck
My wife left me because of the merger
I had to sell my children to arabs because of the merger
The merger made me have unnatural longongs for lawn gnomes
I never killed and ate people and wore their bones as a necklace before the...
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All of these effects come from the Cingular effect by moving from 2 offices to one it has created a vaccuum the only cure is to migrate everyone over to cingular as soon as possible to further enhance the effeect so the world will self implode
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you know the dingo who reportedly steals babies? yeah. u got it,,it was actually the MERGE!! and all along we were blamin that silly dingo.
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its just a different company that has the best coverage right now. No shrinkage here more like swelling from being retrained
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