Merger Makes me Sick
The Merger made me so sick I had to go on short term disability.
The Merger made me so sick I had to quit my job and draw pogey.
The Merger made me so sick that I am going to get me a lawer and sue Cingular/ATT for pain and suffering.
The Merger my cause the following side effects:
dizziness, nausea, light-headedness, seizures, constipation, impotence, bloating, flatulence, diarrhea, amnesia, fatigue, dry mouth, weight loss, weight gain, psychosis, delusions, hallucinations, dementia, athlete's foot, blackouts, lethargy, apathy, depression, divorce, miscarriage, insomnia, coma, severe allergic reaction & hair loss.
Can you think of any more side effects ?
The Merger made me so sick I had to quit my job and draw pogey.
The Merger made me so sick that I am going to get me a lawer and sue Cingular/ATT for pain and suffering.
The Merger my cause the following side effects:
dizziness, nausea, light-headedness, seizures, constipation, impotence, bloating, flatulence, diarrhea, amnesia, fatigue, dry mouth, weight loss, weight gain, psychosis, delusions, hallucinations, dementia, athlete's foot, blackouts, lethargy, apathy, depression, divorce, miscarriage, insomnia, coma, severe allergic reaction & hair loss.
Can you think of any more side effects ?
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bad spelling
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hopefully or ive just made an ass of myself cause my spellings always horrible
lawer
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lawyer
hopefully or ive just made an ass of myself cause my spellings always horrible
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yeah, the merger made me paranoid, too. I think the merger made my minutes multiply, and then the merger made my antenna fall out. and then, right when I least expected it, I think the merger made the phone attack my hair and got it stuck in the hinge of the flip, then I tried to yank it out, and now I have been effectively scalped by the merger. 😲
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My wife cheated on me with the merger, now shes pregnant with the mergers child. 😢
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denafoster said:
The Merger made me so sick I had to go on short term disability.
The Merger made me so sick I had to quit my job and draw pogey.
The Merger made me so sick that I am going to get me a lawer and sue Cingular/ATT for pain and suffering.
The Merger my cause the following side effects:
dizziness, nausea, light-headedness, seizures, constipation, impotence, bloating, flatulence, diarrhea, amnesia, fatigue, dry mouth, weight loss, weight gain, psychosis, delusions, hallucinations, dementia, athlete's foot, blackouts, lethargy, apathy, depression, divorce, miscarriage, insomnia, coma, severe allergic reaction & hair loss.
Can you think of any more side effects ?
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Student Schedule is Great ! ! ! I'm a student for LIFE . . . I won my battle with H.R. & now I am getting Full Time Benefits too 🙂
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denafoster said:
Student Schedule is Great ! ! ! I'm a student for LIFE . . . I won my battle with H.R. & now I am getting Full Time Benefits too 🙂
sweet, haven't seen you there for a while, now i know why, you ever get that CAP situation dealt with , with your old TL?
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The CAP for TKS Fraud ?? -- that's long gone. They were wrong to give me that. Who is this anyways ?
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denafoster said:
The CAP for TKS Fraud ?? -- that's long gone. They were wrong to give me that. Who is this anyways ?
Here's a clue we used to work over at RDI together, i was off on short term last year, just don't wanna give out my name ya know what i mean?
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ATT_IS_DEAD said:
This is still Dena, I changed my screen name.
Gurl ,you so crazy, but i luvs ya.You got mad skills, oh i forgot, you never guess who started working at the job this week???
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ATT_IS_DEAD said:
Stacey Parsons, or Dale Boudreau ? ?
BOTH!!!!!!
😲 😕 😲
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Remember Dana and Stacy from RDI? they worked with you downstairs then they moved upstairs to take over after cindy left?
They both got hired this week from the outside to become M.O.'s, thats getting scary considering what happened to RDI when they were in charge!!!!
They both got hired this week from the outside to become M.O.'s, thats getting scary considering what happened to RDI when they were in charge!!!!
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Cindy works here too. Ha Ha Ha, all the old RDI'ers are back in the house.
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