Wendys Chile Givin The finger
Anyone hear about that. Some lady was eating chili at Wendy's and bit into a human finger!!!!!!!!
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thats disgusting Aunty! EEWWW. Where was this? And was it ACTUALLY a human finger? Is Wendy's getting sued now?
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Yeah, and apparently after contacting all those who supply the food they haven't found the person who's missing the finger.
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Well I'll let you know one thing....This is something that would never happen in my syrup.... My gnomes and garden faires are very well paid... and rewarded with syrup from the maple trees.
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well, those gnomes are probably better trained than most meat factory workers. Good thing that the gnomes are okay. i hear they're evil little bastards when they lose their fingers. Like I said Aunty, send me the syrup, and a slave gnome while your at it.
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Gnomes are not slaves you evil hooch. They are wonderful little people, that make my world a better place! I was married to one last summer, but he ran away with my gardener, and I never saw him again. But he did leave me with three wonderful children. Who mean the world to me! And because they are half glass I could never hate a gnome.
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UMMM, 😳 , Aunty, you're starting to scare me!Maybe you should hook me up, I've always been one for beards. But i certainly am not a hooch, Aunty, and you really hurt my feelings. I think I'm going to go cry and tell the next customer I talk to how mean you are! Maybe you should quote me a bible verse ofr a gnome song or something.
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Here is an ancient Gnome song...................
Gala Hey Gala hey to bits of hay. Masters going to sell us today today. Sold at the farmers market today today.
Gala tie Gala tie. When master painted me he poked my eye poked my eye.
Gala pound Gala pund master went and dropped me on the ground on the ground.
Death Gala DEATH
Gala Hey Gala hey to bits of hay. Masters going to sell us today today. Sold at the farmers market today today.
Gala tie Gala tie. When master painted me he poked my eye poked my eye.
Gala pound Gala pund master went and dropped me on the ground on the ground.
Death Gala DEATH
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gala zed Gala zee, Aunty is crazy. Today, today, everyday! Hey, Hey! i wish I could meet these painted gnomes and then i woud be queen and they'd make me thrones! Gala Hee Gala Ho, I wish it were so! Yes Yes! Gnomes are no pest, and for those who catch them in rat traps, will get a serious CAP!
Sorry, Aunty, i'm no good at songs. Give us another!
Sorry, Aunty, i'm no good at songs. Give us another!
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Gnomes are small and made of glass
Aunty sees us as a piece of ass.
We slave and work all day long
While Aunty sits there and makes up songs
We'd rather sing and play the day long
With Aunty back in the kitchen where she belongs
Aunty sees us as a piece of ass.
We slave and work all day long
While Aunty sits there and makes up songs
We'd rather sing and play the day long
With Aunty back in the kitchen where she belongs
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So I guess they should figure out who's missing and start looking for the chili with the rest of the body parts in it.
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Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*shudder*
Gak...ewwwwwwwwwwwww.....*counts her fingers*
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..........
Crap one's missing...Nm - that's a thumb phew.
*shudder*
Gak...ewwwwwwwwwwwww.....*counts her fingers*
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..........
Crap one's missing...Nm - that's a thumb phew.
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mmmmmm, well-cooked finger....
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817& ... »
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817& ... »
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Do you have proof? thats the stuff of urban legends! details people!! Details! 😲 Even if it ain't true it sounds really freakin sick and to think thats where i was gonna go for lunch today 😳
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xAnder1620 said:
Do you have proof? thats the stuff of urban legends! details people!! Details! 😲 Even if it ain't true it sounds really freakin sick and to think thats where i was gonna go for lunch today 😳
There's a link to the story in the post right above yours...
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They're investigating the woman now and running DNA tests on the finger, apparently it belongs to her dead aunt 😕
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auntjemima said:
Anyone hear about that. Some lady was eating chili at Wendy's and bit into a human finger!!!!!!!!
was she charged extra or was it a valu-pak?
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