our only hope is that the eventually find out, become manicly depressed and throw themselves off a bridge....a very high one....the high level sounds like a good start

Well the bridge idea is sound, unfortunately highest bridge here is 5 feet high... ☹️

I would only enjoy that if it were videotaped. I would definitely want to see it happen, but I wouldn't want to be close enough to get splattered. One would assume that an exploding human body would make quite a mess and I don't want to buy expensive detergents to take those kind of stains out. Then you run into the problem of trying to get someone else to stay close enough to videotape the incident and risk getting sprayed. In the end, it would just be easier to make inside jokes and laugh as the person believes they're a part of the conversation. By the way, wireless phones, signal strength, rollover minutes, and 64K sim cards, just to keep this pertaining to wireless equipment.

ah, but you see, the current advantages of technolegy today provide us with the glory of remote, you do not even have to your equipment within splatter range to be able to get imax quality picture, as well, at least with our bridge, a jumper would get a good 5-8 seconds of hang time, god bless the edmonton river valley

resdeskslave said:
Those are just fun. I like to keep those people around but still constantly inform them that I do not enjoy their company. The person tends to believe I'm joking, while everyone else is bursting at the seams because I've informed them of my serious dislike for said person.

you mean like the one whose stomach, you once said, looked like another part of her anatomy? and when you told her outright how you were happy to see her quit, she laughed? 🤣

That's an perfect reference. It's a pity that Xena and her multiple health problems have left us.

My personal favorites in regards to those who dwell within our immediate vicinity is when we are subjected to "cubicle lovers"those who sit within mere centimeters and touch hands as they use their comps. and work so closely together all day long....gag!!!

If you mean who I think you mean, then I would have to say that those two tend to keep it fairly professional at work. although if you want, I'm sure they can make certain to show their undying affection whenever you are in sight. 😛

I've even wrote a song about "CUBICLE LOVERS"!
It goes like this:
(Imagine some R Kelly generic backbeat)

Cubicle lovers...gotta love making the cubicle love...getting so close to you...I can smell the McDonalds on your breath...helping you with your call...let me touch your mouse...so gently...so so so gently...mouse touching...
It's gotta be that kind of Cubicle Lovin...
my heart breaks and my keyboard makes no sound...when your wheels squeak as you roll back to your own cubicle...I miss you so...your on a call...oh please...come back...roll back to me...my sweet sweet cubicle lover...

I hope everyone feels a special warmth for those that display that special kind of cubicle lovin thru this song...Have a GOOD day! 😈

TheNoGuy said:
I've even wrote a song about "CUBICLE LOVERS"!
It goes like this:
(Imagine some R Kelly generic backbeat)

Cubicle lovers...gotta love making the cubicle love...getting so close to you...I can smell the McDonalds on your breath...helping you with your call...let me touch your mouse...so gently...so so so gently...mouse touching...
It's gotta be that kind of Cubicle Lovin...
my heart breaks and my keyboard makes no sound...when your wheels squeak as you roll back to your own cubicle...I miss you so...your on a call...oh please...come back...roll back to me...my sweet sweet cubicle lover...

I hope everyone feels a special warmth for those that display that special kind of cubicle lovin thru this song

...
(continues)

Before or after the pedophile stuff?...I'd rather right for P. Diddy or somebody who uses other peoples lyrics that way I can have more time for "yak" surfing or elbow macaroni necklace making...you know the important stuff in life!

TheNoGuy said:
I've even wrote a song about "CUBICLE LOVERS"!
It goes like this:
(Imagine some R Kelly generic backbeat)

Cubicle lovers...gotta love making the cubicle love...getting so close to you...I can smell the McDonalds on your breath...helping you with your call...let me touch your mouse...so gently...so so so gently...mouse touching...
It's gotta be that kind of Cubicle Lovin...
my heart breaks and my keyboard makes no sound...when your wheels squeak as you roll back to your own cubicle...I miss you so...your on a call...oh please...come back...roll back to me...my sweet sweet cubicle lover...

I hope everyone feels a special warmth for those that display that special kind of cubicle lovin thru this song

...
(continues)