The New MotonokiericcsorimblackbluetoothLG 6850532.1235
Anyone heard of this model. It's a completely invisible ultra feather light weight fon with two hyper super charged glowing monkey skins for front and back casing.(Monkey skin has great resistance to drops of 200ft. or higher.) This fon also comes equipped with goat teeth key presses polished to a silver coated bling bling shine. The display is approxiamtely 42 inches by 2 and half feet of streaming liquid lava display imaging able to enhance images for video picture calling and folds down into a hand held flip flop shaped cone. It's also equipped with the Tridium sub atomic nuclear fission reducer that doubles as a twoway molecular spliter that redefines what true battery life should entail and lifespan should be about 2.3 halflifes or ...
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Uh-huh! And you can get scratch and sniff sniffle free fly flaps. In grape,tangerine, and gasoline flavor. You can buy pull and peel polka dots and not void the warranty after application. It's a modern marvel of marvelous manufacturing!!!
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If you're w/ VZW they cost .50/dot... LOL...
Sidenote for the flamepeasents: My statement was laced with humor.
Sidenote for the flamepeasents: My statement was laced with humor.
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Flamepeasents are they worth 50 hp or do you generally use your magicmissiles to dispose of those. Sidenote for people who refer to people as flamepeasants: My humor is laced with statements.
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Flamepeasants are sadly boasting 5 hp, but dish out 25 XP! If you're lucky enough to find a dwelling you have a near infinite source of XP.
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what kind of challenge rating are flamepeasants? 1/2 ?
special quality: unnatural fixation-whenever a flamepeasant enters an argument, it becomes fixated on one single point of view and no matter how illogical it is or how bad its arguments are, and it refuses to change it's opinion or even acknowledge that another opinion even exists. this grants the flamepeasant a +2 to Will saves, and and an additional +20 to disbelieve anything it wants. 😈
special quality: unnatural fixation-whenever a flamepeasant enters an argument, it becomes fixated on one single point of view and no matter how illogical it is or how bad its arguments are, and it refuses to change it's opinion or even acknowledge that another opinion even exists. this grants the flamepeasant a +2 to Will saves, and and an additional +20 to disbelieve anything it wants. 😈
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