Merger_itis
The Merger made me so sick I had to go on short term disability.
The Merger made me so sick I had to quit my job and draw pogey.
The Merger made me so sick that I am going to get me a lawyer and sue Cingular/ATT for pain and suffering.
The Merger my cause the following side effects:
dizziness, nausea, light-headedness, seizures, constipation, impotence, bloating, flatulence, diarrhea, amnesia, fatigue, dry mouth, weight loss, weight gain, psychosis, delusions, hallucinations, dementia, athlete's foot, blackouts, lethargy, apathy, depression, divorce, miscarriage, insomnia, coma, severe allergic reaction & hair loss.
Can you think of any more side effects ?
The Merger made me so sick I had to quit my job and draw pogey.
The Merger made me so sick that I am going to get me a lawyer and sue Cingular/ATT for pain and suffering.
The Merger my cause the following side effects:
dizziness, nausea, light-headedness, seizures, constipation, impotence, bloating, flatulence, diarrhea, amnesia, fatigue, dry mouth, weight loss, weight gain, psychosis, delusions, hallucinations, dementia, athlete's foot, blackouts, lethargy, apathy, depression, divorce, miscarriage, insomnia, coma, severe allergic reaction & hair loss.
Can you think of any more side effects ?
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Yeah, that one was said already.
How about epilepsy, sinusitis, and the Plaugue?
Smallpox
Cowpox
Chickenpox
And the ultra rare doofitis, where the victims feel a compulsion to complain excessively concerning something that they want for nothing!
How about epilepsy, sinusitis, and the Plaugue?
Smallpox
Cowpox
Chickenpox
And the ultra rare doofitis, where the victims feel a compulsion to complain excessively concerning something that they want for nothing!
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death and baldness... was baldness mentioned?
if so it should be mentioned twice.
if so it should be mentioned twice.
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I seem to see a lot of whiny-type noises coming from some people's mouths.... Could be a voice box strain from too much complaining... 😎
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Acne, pregnancy, brain-drain, leprosy, twitchyness, convulsions ....... (for the longest time when i was stressed @ work my right eye would twitch) none of the others apply to me.
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the only side effect i got from the merger is
less minutes
higher bills
ccr's that arent willing to help
screwed up billing where they charge a month in advanced
ill add more when i think of them
less minutes
higher bills
ccr's that arent willing to help
screwed up billing where they charge a month in advanced
ill add more when i think of them
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part of the brain-drain syndrome i think, but i'm no doctor......... Dr Cherrypie, hmmmmm, i like it, maybe i should become one ?
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