My MO, who I am sure dislikes me thoroughly due to my 'inappropriate attitude', not to mention my 'CAP 3' for 'Call Avoidance', gave me a compliment. See, I haven't been doing to well with this statistics hobgoblin cingular leashed upon us all, nor do I care to try. I have had repeated instances where my TL has questioned my work ethic because of my 2 'unauthorized' smoke breaks every day.
(I come from a long line of pipefitters: burly, sardonic conservatives, every one. My pappy, his pappy, his pappy before him, and so on. Questioning my work ethic is, no joke, like kicking me in the testicles! I take my birthright seriously.)
But!
Then comes the 3 calls from purgatory, one good, one bad, and one that was so DOGAMMED UGLY, and she heard...
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