Mush Mouth Disorder
Don't ya just love when someone calls you and they don't speak any language properly.
For instance:
REP: "Thank you for calling Cingular Wireless my name is Geraldo what can I help you with today!"
MushMouthCustomer: "I fiwnned my chivis choney in da moxy fo da habibs chibbleduffs?"
REP: "I'm sorry sir, my brain didn't recognize the information you have provided, could you please restate that."
MushMouthCustomer: "I flibbydahibbidah yo floppy flip no chewny my hoosha?"
REP: "Ok sir, I'd be happy to assist. you with that would you like to speak to a Spanish rep. for assist.?"
MushMouthCustomer: "I don spekada no Spainish I knee help with maw Skippydahibby Shloppy Flipply Flop!"
MushMouthCustomer: "Hew suckmaducka hashihishi somavich!"...
(continues)
For instance:
REP: "Thank you for calling Cingular Wireless my name is Geraldo what can I help you with today!"
MushMouthCustomer: "I fiwnned my chivis choney in da moxy fo da habibs chibbleduffs?"
REP: "I'm sorry sir, my brain didn't recognize the information you have provided, could you please restate that."
MushMouthCustomer: "I flibbydahibbidah yo floppy flip no chewny my hoosha?"
REP: "Ok sir, I'd be happy to assist. you with that would you like to speak to a Spanish rep. for assist.?"
MushMouthCustomer: "I don spekada no Spainish I knee help with maw Skippydahibby Shloppy Flipply Flop!"
MushMouthCustomer: "Hew suckmaducka hashihishi somavich!"...
(continues)
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Those are the customer's the esclate to me and complain about the Indian reps accent 🤣 🙄
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I had an Indian rep. complaining that he couldn't understand a cust. once. The rep. stated that the cust. was yellin' at him. I looked at the guys acct. and seeing his location and name I partially guessed what the situation was.
Dude's name was Jerome and he was from Alabama and there was a hotnote that the cust. was very rude.
I accepted the escalation and let the rep. transfer the cust. It pretty much went like this.
Jerome: "FINALLY DOG, SOMEONE WHO SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Me: "Hello sir, how are you today...and what can I help you with?"
Jerome: "MAN DOG, I BE HABIN' TROUBLES WIT SIGNALS ON THIS PHONE!"
Me: "Mmm...ok...and what seems to be the signal's troubles."
J: "SSHHHOOOT DOG...THIS PHONE IS DEAD MAN...I CAN'T MAKE ...
(continues)
Dude's name was Jerome and he was from Alabama and there was a hotnote that the cust. was very rude.
I accepted the escalation and let the rep. transfer the cust. It pretty much went like this.
Jerome: "FINALLY DOG, SOMEONE WHO SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Me: "Hello sir, how are you today...and what can I help you with?"
Jerome: "MAN DOG, I BE HABIN' TROUBLES WIT SIGNALS ON THIS PHONE!"
Me: "Mmm...ok...and what seems to be the signal's troubles."
J: "SSHHHOOOT DOG...THIS PHONE IS DEAD MAN...I CAN'T MAKE ...
(continues)
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yeah reminds me off a call I got from bill
bill: hey dude my phone is like asking for a puk code
me:well sir I can certainly assist you with that
bill:and dude like it tottally not lettin me like do nuthin dude and it would be rad if I could and I havent puked since last night
when I was like all cracked up dude
bill: hey dude my phone is like asking for a puk code
me:well sir I can certainly assist you with that
bill:and dude like it tottally not lettin me like do nuthin dude and it would be rad if I could and I havent puked since last night
when I was like all cracked up dude
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ballderdash said:
hehe, this is starting to sound like a scene in Baseketball. 🤣
"'Ow to speak San Franciscan!" ðŸ¤
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I wonder if quality would ding me if I used the wrong save offer due to not being able to understand a DAMN thing the customer said...
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Or when the cust has such a HEAVY Southern accent you can barely understand then. I am from the Chicago area and occasionally I will somehow get calls from southern Texas, Mississippi and Louisiana. Jesus, is that English ?? I have to ask them to repeat what they say after each sentence. I feel dumb but ??!! 🙄
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Yeah, if you've never spent any time in the South our dialect does get a bit tricky. The easiest way to decifer it is to remember that the one really long word you just heard was probably a compilation of three or four other words. It gets so hot down here we get to lazy for that darned enunciation, who needs it? 🤣
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