IM OUTTA HERE!!!!
I got hired back where i worked before i got to this ****hole. Its great, im free, not taking calls and being rediculous.
Heres my favorite qoute so far to a customer, i deleberly left the phone unmuted when the call came thrwe and said to my friend "Yeah, does this look infected man cause it still burns wheni pee. I think i should have saved the 50 dolla.....oh thank you for calling...."
Click
Ahh its great. im trying to find the manager to tell him off and we have a little bet to see if i get fired for call avoidance before te end of the day. any suggestions and there done
Heres my favorite qoute so far to a customer, i deleberly left the phone unmuted when the call came thrwe and said to my friend "Yeah, does this look infected man cause it still burns wheni pee. I think i should have saved the 50 dolla.....oh thank you for calling...."
Click
Ahh its great. im trying to find the manager to tell him off and we have a little bet to see if i get fired for call avoidance before te end of the day. any suggestions and there done
...
say your ipening spiel in english, and proceed to tell customer that that is all the english you know. ...followed by no parlay englay senor 😁
...
LMFAO done it, my buddies are all crying and the cust asked for a super 4 times then hung up.
I just told a cust that if he screamed "show me the money" into the phone i would send him a free v551. it took a few mins to convince him, but he did it and i put him on speaker phone and the whole isle is laughing.
I just told a cust that if he screamed "show me the money" into the phone i would send him a free v551. it took a few mins to convince him, but he did it and i put him on speaker phone and the whole isle is laughing.
...
getbent said:P.S. Congrats on getting a reprieve from Hell!
You are evil 🤣 🤣 😈 😈
...
I Just got monitered a CAP 3 for this one
"You've reached the cingular dateing line, my names ***, i like long walks on the beach, movies, and im looking to get my thing wet.
cust-Oh, **** i think i hit 900 instead of 800 and hangs up.
I go to the bathroom because im laughing so hard i had to pee and when i came back my TL was waiting for me and basically said one more call like that and your out of here and handed me the sheet. So it looks like the fired before the end of the day odds just went up.
"You've reached the cingular dateing line, my names ***, i like long walks on the beach, movies, and im looking to get my thing wet.
cust-Oh, **** i think i hit 900 instead of 800 and hangs up.
I go to the bathroom because im laughing so hard i had to pee and when i came back my TL was waiting for me and basically said one more call like that and your out of here and handed me the sheet. So it looks like the fired before the end of the day odds just went up.
...
me-"thank you for calling the Penise enlargement line. For the number of inchs you are looking to go, please press the coresponding ke...
cust-what in the F***!?!
me"we here do understand that a step like this can be embarassing, and trying but we will do our best to help you through these trying timm....
cust-i didnt call this number, i call cingular.
me-sir, do you understand howmany calls a day we get like this? people thing about it, then blame some cell phone company they were trying to call.
cust-im gonna call this number again and hangs up.
I need some more ideas cause it will take a few mins for my TL to catch me, she went on break.
cust-what in the F***!?!
me"we here do understand that a step like this can be embarassing, and trying but we will do our best to help you through these trying timm....
cust-i didnt call this number, i call cingular.
me-sir, do you understand howmany calls a day we get like this? people thing about it, then blame some cell phone company they were trying to call.
cust-im gonna call this number again and hangs up.
I need some more ideas cause it will take a few mins for my TL to catch me, she went on break.
...
Okay im going on my lunch now, i really need some crazy sh** to say cause im seriously running out of ideas. i Had a list and ive gone threw it
...
Done it, it was a phone troubleshooting call though wasnt as funny as it could have been.
...
I have an idea, but it is kinda rotten and evil 😈
if there is somebody you don't like there, or want to get back at, you can portray yourself to several customers as that person and really get them bad enough to complain about the other person directly. That could backfire pretty easily, though.
if there is somebody you don't like there, or want to get back at, you can portray yourself to several customers as that person and really get them bad enough to complain about the other person directly. That could backfire pretty easily, though.
...
from the michael douglas movie Falling down, quote from wikiquote:"Bill Foster: I've passed the point of no return. Do you know what that is, Beth? That's the point in a journey where it's more difficult to go back to the beginning. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble. I don't know, somebody messed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. They were on the other side of the moon and were out of contact for like hours. Everybody waited to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody is going to have to wait until I pop out.
...
I just pretended i was Timmy from South park, and the cust was like "i think i got that india center. this is great.
The cust was like hello?
and i just kept saying Timm-Eh!!
and he was like wtf and i then said gobbles and he hung up. Im gonna pretend i have terets on the next call.
The cust was like hello?
and i just kept saying Timm-Eh!!
and he was like wtf and i then said gobbles and he hung up. Im gonna pretend i have terets on the next call.
...
halifax_phonejockey said:
I just pretended i was Timmy from South park, and the cust was like "i think i got that india center. this is great.
The cust was like hello?
and i just kept saying Timm-Eh!!
and he was like wtf and i then said gobbles and he hung up. Im gonna pretend i have terets on the next call.
Have you seen Crank Yankers? You can pretend to be YPS losing a package, or Special Ed. "I got a call. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I GOT A CALL! I GOT A CALL! I GOT A CALL! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
...
or from UHF with weird al yancovic
Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen.
George: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really. Just BASH my head right in.
Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks.
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. --Anton LaVey
Yes, yes, we've heard quite enough about Blizblaz and Himham; get to the bloody point!
Mr burns, simpsons
The telephone is so impersonal. I much prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons. Mr burns, simpsons
Bill Cosby "A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones ...
(continues)
Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen.
George: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really. Just BASH my head right in.
Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks.
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. --Anton LaVey
Yes, yes, we've heard quite enough about Blizblaz and Himham; get to the bloody point!
Mr burns, simpsons
The telephone is so impersonal. I much prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons. Mr burns, simpsons
Bill Cosby "A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones ...
(continues)
...
YES!!!! i love it all. im gonna use the hired goons one for a past due customer and the homosexual one
...
r u still here? come back to the site on manday if possible, let us know how the rest of the day went, okay?
...
Yeah ill post again monday and let everyone know how the firing goes 😉
...
Im gonna start seeing if ppl really listen to our opening ie "thank you for calling cingular, im not wearing any pants, how may i assist you today?" see howmany times i can get away with that
...
We've had good success with "Thank you for chewing G-Mobile, how can I assist you?" been qualitied and so far nobody's caught on to what we're really saying... Tiny subversions are the bomb diggety! 🤣
...
