Help!
Help me I am extremely bored and need entertainment.. Somebody post something, anything, soon..
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Awww poor BRW. (no offense but I don't think I would sing and dance for you if I could)
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lol.. i want everyone to sing and dance for me.. but we policy that states no dancing or exercising in your cubicle.. if want to dance go the the club next door.. when our OM said that 4 of us joking started to get up and log off and go.. by the look on his face we could tell he wasnt joking back.. i logged right back in
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Lol yeah I can see him getting a little upset over that. I get to start going to the clubs next month. YAY me! Now to find someone to go with......
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Oh ok.. I forget that in other places it's 21.. where i live club age is 18.
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well i live by a military base so there alot of younger people so the changed the clubbing age... hope you have a great time clubbing when you go!
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Thanks! Im sure I will. My sister is coming down from Ohio and leaving the kids with her husband...I can't wait!!!!!!
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actually prob wouldnt wanna hear me sing either. Yeah OM's really cant take a joke
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For some odd...unknown reason, people like when I sing đ Oh well im shy. đ¤
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Hear the one about the Rabbi who stopped charging people for circumsisions?
He only took tips..... đ¤Ŗ đ¤Ŗ
Hope its good for a giggle....or a low groan...
He only took tips..... đ¤Ŗ đ¤Ŗ
Hope its good for a giggle....or a low groan...
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Ok
Todd says to Fred, "You know, my elbow has been acting up. I am going to see a doctor about it tomorrow."
Fred replies, "Why? They have a machine at Wal-Mart where you deposit a urine sample, and it gives you a diagnosis. It costs $10, and takes 10 minutes."
So Todd goes to Wal-Mart to see about his elbow. He pours his urine sample in, and in 10 minutes, it displays this message:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your elbow in warm water and do not use it strenuously. It will get better in about 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
Todd is amazed. He raves about this new technology to friends and family all day. That night, he gets to thinking on whether or not the machine can be fooled. He decides to try it. He throws some wate...
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Todd says to Fred, "You know, my elbow has been acting up. I am going to see a doctor about it tomorrow."
Fred replies, "Why? They have a machine at Wal-Mart where you deposit a urine sample, and it gives you a diagnosis. It costs $10, and takes 10 minutes."
So Todd goes to Wal-Mart to see about his elbow. He pours his urine sample in, and in 10 minutes, it displays this message:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your elbow in warm water and do not use it strenuously. It will get better in about 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
Todd is amazed. He raves about this new technology to friends and family all day. That night, he gets to thinking on whether or not the machine can be fooled. He decides to try it. He throws some wate...
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