Red Deer Call Center... Read up!!!
IT'S FRIKKEN HILARIOUS!!! They tell about the tale and continues on with the "moral" of the story and adds the FIVE simple rules to be happy.
You know what they forgot to put in there (if you guys did read the copy of that sheet)? The part that when the donkey got out of the well, HE KICKED THE FARMER IN THE FACE for planning on covering him up within the well!!! And you all know who the farmer (and his neighbours) represent! 😈