...and the boredom sets in...
K folks! I'm super bored over here! every one around me either got VTO'd or is an empty desk. There's a night guy here, but he keeps to himself.
only 63 minutes til us 3:15-ers are outta here... til then Anybody got any good jokes?
only 63 minutes til us 3:15-ers are outta here... til then Anybody got any good jokes?
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this pirate walks into a bar with a syeering wheel attached to his pants. the bartender asks "what's up with the wheel captain?" the pirate responds "arrrrrrrr it be driving me nuts." hahaha i love that joke
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Has you Phonescoop been going down? occasionally mine will sat Network error and I'll have to close it.
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a drinking part!! where we play drinking game .. mmmm rye, 10 minutes till i get to have some!! .... yeah ... i'm alone cuz all the dope heads are in training and left me because i'm better than they are
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Love the pirate joke.....lol
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three dudes come back from the war,goverment decides to give cash compensation to each fella by measuring one body part of their choice...guy 1 gets his arm measured,56 inches=56 millon dollars,guy 2 gets his leg measured,67 inches= 67 million,guy 3 sez,"measure from the bottom of my penis to the end of my nuts".Goverment official is puzzled but prepares to do as the guy asked.Guy 3 pulls down his pants and goverment official exclaims"you have no balls,where are they?"Guy 3 responds"back in Veitnam"
Yeah,bad joke,I know....insert groan here.
Why did the squirrel fall outta the tree?
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three dudes come back from the war,goverment decides to give cash compensation to each fella by measuring one body part of their choice...guy 1 gets his arm measured,56 inches=56 millon dollars,guy 2 gets his leg measured,67 inches= 67 million,guy 3 sez,"measure from the bottom of my penis to the end of my nuts".Goverment official is puzzled but prepares to do as the guy asked.Guy 3 pulls down his pants and goverment official exclaims"you have no balls,where are they?"Guy 3 responds"back in Veitnam"
Yeah,bad joke,I know....insert groan here.
Why did the squirrel fall outta the tree?
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yeah mine has gone out periodicly too. only half an hour left. I can't wait
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mine has all day grrr......
anyway
2 fleas decides to migrate down south for the winter...the first one just vanishes saying see you down there. the second one climbs into a bikers beard and settles in. Well the long drive from up north down to the sunny warth is a cold cold one. The second flea shows up woth a cold and is so sick for the first couple of days. His friend takes pity and asks what happened.Well he explains. The first one laughs and tells how he got down quick and warm. All he did was find a stewardess that was on a sounth bound flight and climbed into her pantyhose. 12 hours later hes through customs and is sitting on the beach. The second flea thinks its a great idea and says that hes going to try it next year.
1 yea...
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anyway
2 fleas decides to migrate down south for the winter...the first one just vanishes saying see you down there. the second one climbs into a bikers beard and settles in. Well the long drive from up north down to the sunny warth is a cold cold one. The second flea shows up woth a cold and is so sick for the first couple of days. His friend takes pity and asks what happened.Well he explains. The first one laughs and tells how he got down quick and warm. All he did was find a stewardess that was on a sounth bound flight and climbed into her pantyhose. 12 hours later hes through customs and is sitting on the beach. The second flea thinks its a great idea and says that hes going to try it next year.
1 yea...
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that's a bad joke lol. here's one.
a rabbit and bear are wondering through the woods and they stumble upon a magic lamp. the genie comes out and says I will wish each of you 3 wishes.
The bear thinks about it and says "I wish all the other bears in the forest were female." *poof* "It is done" replies the Genie. "I wouldn't mind a carrot." says the rabbit.
A little later the bear says "I wouldn't mind it if all the bears in the country were female", again the geine grants his wish and this time the rabbit asks for a head of letuce.
The bear looking forward to his last wish and quite enjoying life says" I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* the wish is granted.
Just before the rabbit makes his last wish the ...
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a rabbit and bear are wondering through the woods and they stumble upon a magic lamp. the genie comes out and says I will wish each of you 3 wishes.
The bear thinks about it and says "I wish all the other bears in the forest were female." *poof* "It is done" replies the Genie. "I wouldn't mind a carrot." says the rabbit.
A little later the bear says "I wouldn't mind it if all the bears in the country were female", again the geine grants his wish and this time the rabbit asks for a head of letuce.
The bear looking forward to his last wish and quite enjoying life says" I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* the wish is granted.
Just before the rabbit makes his last wish the ...
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and you said MINE was bad
ok lets see if you can top this
Guy was walking along the beach and found a bottle. rubs it and a genie appers(of course)
genie you have freed me I grant you 3 wishes
The guy makes his first wish to be a millionaire
The seconded is to be the smartest person in the world
after that he can't decide what to wish for so he slams the genie back into the bottle and goes home laughing because he outsmarted the genie
Hes at home watching TV on his new 72" HDTV when his favorite commercial comes on..he starts to sing along with it
"OH I wish I was a oscarmir winer
ok lets see if you can top this
Guy was walking along the beach and found a bottle. rubs it and a genie appers(of course)
genie you have freed me I grant you 3 wishes
The guy makes his first wish to be a millionaire
The seconded is to be the smartest person in the world
after that he can't decide what to wish for so he slams the genie back into the bottle and goes home laughing because he outsmarted the genie
Hes at home watching TV on his new 72" HDTV when his favorite commercial comes on..he starts to sing along with it
"OH I wish I was a oscarmir winer
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