With all the changes to P and P and what we can and cannot handle maybe we should hammer out the most outragest thing we can think of and pass it onto the cus to see if they belive it

Like

Sir/maam..you have to get a new phone as the one you have right now has a chip in it that starts a automatic countdown from the sec it is turned on and when the counter reaches zero...boom

then look in the acount and gasp softly and ask if they got the phone on xx/xx/xxxx

Im bored and dont feel well you all get to deal with me lol