well, some guy told me i was raping him of his minutes, phone and dignity by asking him if he would want to switch to Cingular

There was this psycho who said he was gonna open up the art of war on Cingular Worthless cause there was a conflict of interest when he called in a got a male representative who "enjoyed geting done up the you know what and was trying to shove cingular up his you know what". It was the most interesting call i have ever had apparently the last person who had a conflict with this guy can no longer speak cause his brains have been splattered all over the customers wall. I almost had a heart attack laughing at this guy. He was severally intoxicated and was making no sense so i became very forceful when asking questions and the guy offered to hire me cause i could take care of business while he was leaning against the wall. I Love my job. These c...
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