hey everyone how iz it out here inthis boring room ne1 have ne jokes

A republican in a wheel chair goes in a dinner. He orders a cup of coffee, he notices Jesus sitting in the corner and asks the waitress if that indeed was Jesus. She said it was, so the guy orders a cup of coffee for Jesus on his tab.
A libertarian with a hunch back comes in the dinner and orders a hot tea. He asks the waitress if that is Jesus in the corner, she says it is. So the guy orders a hot tea for Jesus on him.
A democrat in crutches comes in and orders beer. He asks the waitress if that is Jesus in the corner, she says yes it is. So he orders a beer for Jesus on him.
Jesus finishes his drinks and on the way out, he goes up to the republican and touches him and says, for your generosity you are healed.
Next he walks up to the l...
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now that was funny...

About as funny as making fun of Black people or Homosexuals... I'm guessing this is funny because all Democrats are lazy and want a welfare state? Or maybe all disadvantaged people are Democrats?

Here's one...

Voting for Bush is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're STILL a retard.

Sounds like we got one of those thinking Democrats here. Pretty nice for a change. Just remember it is just a joke, and if you can't laugh at yourself don't laugh at others. I am not a Republican, but i found the joke funny and some what true. Just from what I see in my neighborhood.