had a customer come in, says she dropped her phone and it won't turn on.
i try to get back of phone off, and it is stuck.
(afraid i am going to break a nail a ask one of my coworkers to open phone)
when we opened it we could see sticky light brown marks, i assume it was soda.
she said, oh that happened along time ago.
so she proceeds to lick her finger and tries to wipe it off.
then hands me the phone so i can try to get the battery out, i said, you just licked it.
she said, oh you got to be kidding me.
what a freak!!
so i wipe it off with a tissue.

turns out phone was soaked, she wasn't an authorized user so she couldn't upgrade and i told her she could do an insurance claim.

the whole thing ended with her leaving saying she ...
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