Cell phone IQ test - Revise as necessary
1. What color was Ghengis Khan's White horse?
a) Orange
b) Football
c) White
d) None of the above
2. What Month is the 4th of july on?
a) July
b) February
c) Football
d) None of the above
3. What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?
a) Football
b) A ton of wood
c) Both weigh equally the same
d) None of the above
4. If false is 0, and True is 1, What is 1 + 0?
a) True
b) False
c) Football
5. What is the sum of 2 + 2?
a) 2
b) 4
c) 22
d) Football
6. Objects of equal proportion dropped from the roof of a three story building tend to...
a) Break
b) Melt
c) Football
d) None of the above.
7. The combination of Water and Electric products is...
a) Bad
b) Bad
c) Good
d) Both A & B
8. A cell ...
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a) Orange
b) Football
c) White
d) None of the above
2. What Month is the 4th of july on?
a) July
b) February
c) Football
d) None of the above
3. What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?
a) Football
b) A ton of wood
c) Both weigh equally the same
d) None of the above
4. If false is 0, and True is 1, What is 1 + 0?
a) True
b) False
c) Football
5. What is the sum of 2 + 2?
a) 2
b) 4
c) 22
d) Football
6. Objects of equal proportion dropped from the roof of a three story building tend to...
a) Break
b) Melt
c) Football
d) None of the above.
7. The combination of Water and Electric products is...
a) Bad
b) Bad
c) Good
d) Both A & B
8. A cell ...
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speck said:...
1. What color was Ghengis Khan's White horse?
a) Orange
b) Football
c) White
d) None of the above
2. What Month is the 4th of july on?
a) July
b) February
c) Football
d) None of the above
3. What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?
a) Football
b) A ton of wood
c) Both weigh equally the same
d) None of the above
4. If false is 0, and True is 1, What is 1 + 0?
a) True
b) False
c) Football
5. What is the sum of 2 + 2?
a) 2
b) 4
c) 22
d) Football
6. Objects of equal proportion dropped from the roof of a three story building tend to...
a) Break
b) Melt
c) Football
d) None of the above.
7. The combination of Water and Electric products is...
a) Bad
b) Bad
c) G
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You're absolutely right. I didn't think of that... Let's replace february with 4th... 🤣
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🤣 🤣 🤣 I have suggested an IQ test for wireless customers for years. "And what type of phone do you have?" "Uh I don't know...CINGULAR, VERIZON, T-MOBILE." "No sir/maam I mean the make of the phone" I could just slap some of these people.
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lordrevan05 said:
🤣 🤣 🤣 I have suggested an IQ test for wireless customers for years. "And what type of phone do you have?" "Uh I don't know...CINGULAR, VERIZON, T-MOBILE." "No sir/maam I mean the make of the phone" I could just slap some of these people.
There needs to be a bus that travels around the country, full of reps from wireless carriers with little lists of addresses in their hands, going from house to house as the reps get out, deliver a ringing slap to the various idiot customers who answer the doors, and then get back on the bus for a trip to the next town... That would be way cool, and the carriers could subsidize the cost of the bus and give away week long trips on it as incen...
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Aleq said:...lordrevan05 said:
🤣 🤣 🤣 I have suggested an IQ test for wireless customers for years. "And what type of phone do you have?" "Uh I don't know...CINGULAR, VERIZON, T-MOBILE." "No sir/maam I mean the make of the phone" I could just slap some of these people.
There needs to be a bus that travels around the country, full of reps from wireless carriers with little lists of addresses in their hands, going from house to house as the reps get out, deliver a ringing slap to the various idiot customers who answer the doors, and then get back on the bus for a trip to the next town... That would be way cool, and the carriers could subsidize the cost of the bus and give away
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muchdrama said:...Aleq said:lordrevan05 said:
🤣 🤣 🤣 I have suggested an IQ test for wireless customers for years. "And what type of phone do you have?" "Uh I don't know...CINGULAR, VERIZON, T-MOBILE." "No sir/maam I mean the make of the phone" I could just slap some of these people.
There needs to be a bus that travels around the country, full of reps from wireless carriers with little lists of addresses in their hands, going from house to house as the reps get out, deliver a ringing slap to the various idiot customers who answer the doors, and then get back on the bus for a trip to the next town... That would be way cool, and the carriers could subsidi
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Aleq said:...muchdrama said:Aleq said:lordrevan05 said:
🤣 🤣 🤣 I have suggested an IQ test for wireless customers for years. "And what type of phone do you have?" "Uh I don't know...CINGULAR, VERIZON, T-MOBILE." "No sir/maam I mean the make of the phone" I could just slap some of these people.
There needs to be a bus that travels around the country, full of reps from wireless carriers with little lists of addresses in their hands, going from house to house as the reps get out, deliver a ringing slap to the various idiot customers who answer the doors, and then get back on the bus for a trip to the next town... That would be way cool,
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muchdrama said:...Aleq said:muchdrama said:Aleq said:lordrevan05 said:
🤣 🤣 🤣 I have suggested an IQ test for wireless customers for years. "And what type of phone do you have?" "Uh I don't know...CINGULAR, VERIZON, T-MOBILE." "No sir/maam I mean the make of the phone" I could just slap some of these people.
There needs to be a bus that travels around the country, full of reps from wireless carriers with little lists of addresses in their hands, going from house to house as the reps get out, deliver a ringing slap to the various idiot customers who answer the doors, and then get back on the bus for a trip to the n
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Aleq said:...muchdrama said:Aleq said:muchdrama said:Aleq said:lordrevan05 said:
🤣 🤣 🤣 I have suggested an IQ test for wireless customers for years. "And what type of phone do you have?" "Uh I don't know...CINGULAR, VERIZON, T-MOBILE." "No sir/maam I mean the make of the phone" I could just slap some of these people.
There needs to be a bus that travels around the country, full of reps from wireless carriers with little lists of addresses in their hands, going from house to house as the reps get out, deliver a ringing slap to the various idiot customers who answer the doors, and then get back
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muchdrama said:
Do you honestly think the House of God will stop an idiot from using his cell phone?
Nope, but the deacon or an usher might! 😁
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Actually, I dont think you can get coverage in the house of God. He has pretty thick walls and besides that, we cannot gaurentee service inside buildings. we dont care if he IS God.
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bb1434 said:
Actually, I dont think you can get coverage in the house of God. He has pretty thick walls and besides that, we cannot gaurentee service inside buildings. we dont care if he IS God.
Darn it! You mean all those customers I've been directing to pray for better coverage are SOL? Wow, and they say the Dude can do anything... 😁
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Aleq said:bb1434 said:
Actually, I dont think you can get coverage in the house of God. He has pretty thick walls and besides that, we cannot gaurentee service inside buildings. we dont care if he IS God.
Darn it! You mean all those customers I've been directing to pray for better coverage are SOL? Wow, and they say the Dude can do anything... 😁
Thats because the Big Man upstairs does not cell phones.
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