my name is Grant. 😁

I figured that. 😉

But thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gift for you.

i do not know your name.

I'll give you a hint. It starts with a "D" and has "a-v-e" in there somewhere. 😉

awesome. can i just call you dizzle?

Uh.... well, I've been called worse! I guess I can accept it.

sweet

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

KnifeySpooney said:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

awesome. i haven't heard the second one before.

Grantizzle said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

awesome. i haven't heard the second one before.

Yep, but if you watch the TMo ads you know that he knows NOTHING about laundry, and also he's clueless enough to think that Paris "Peasant, peel me a grape" Hilton does!

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

awesome. i haven't heard the second one before.

Yep, but if you watch the TMo ads you know that he knows NOTHING about laundry, and also he's clueless enough to think that Paris "Peasant, peel me a grape" Hilton does!

Is it me or does Paris look inbred?

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

awesome. i haven't heard the second one before.

Yep, but if you watch the TMo ads you know that he knows NOTHING about laundry, and also he's clueless enough to think that Paris "Peasant, peel me a grape" Hilton does!

Is it me or does Paris look inbred?

Dude, next to Paris that stupid chihuahua looks rugged and genetically okay... There's nothing much wrong with old PH that couldn't be cured by a...
(continues)

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

awesome. i haven't heard the second one before.

Yep, but if you watch the TMo ads you know that he knows NOTHING about laundry, and also he's clueless enough to think that Paris "Peasant, peel me a grape" Hilton does!

Is it me or does Paris look inbred?

Dude, next to Paris that stupid chihuahua looks rugged and genetically okay... There's nothing much wrong with old

...
(continues)

That's a little extreme, but if I could be sure all those unearned billions she has access to would go to worthy charities after she's deceased, I might be willing to step up and take one for the team... 🤣 I'm just a humanitarian, really... 😉

Aleq said:
I'm just a humanitarian, really... 😉

A humanitarian with a shovel.

Despite her bad plastic surgeries, I think she'd make a great friend. Because she's so rich she's got bigger balls than anyone I know, and therefore always says what she thinks and does what she wants. When that happens, it's nothing but funny. You're usually laughing at her, but you're still laughing. To have enough money to be able to fulfill every random idiotic urge you ever have is definitely entertaining.

ralph_on_me said:
Despite her bad plastic surgeries, I think she'd make a great friend. Because she's so rich she's got bigger balls than anyone I know, and therefore always says what she thinks and does what she wants. When that happens, it's nothing but funny. You're usually laughing at her, but you're still laughing. To have enough money to be able to fulfill every random idiotic urge you ever have is definitely entertaining.

Too bad she's a horse's ass and has a VERY limited imagination... I could think of lots of ways to have fun with a tank of money, and none of them would include dressing like a child prostitute or hanging out with other stupid socialite types...

Aleq said:

ralph_on_me said:
Despite her bad plastic surgeries, I think she'd make a great friend. Because she's so rich she's got bigger balls than anyone I know, and therefore always says what she thinks and does what she wants. When that happens, it's nothing but funny. You're usually laughing at her, but you're still laughing. To have enough money to be able to fulfill every random idiotic urge you ever have is definitely entertaining.

Too bad she's a horse's ass and has a VERY limited imagination... I could think of lots of ways to have fun with a tank of money, and none of them would include dressing like a child prostitute or hanging out with other stupid socialite types...

...
(continues)

Line breeding, it's not just for cattle any more! 🤣

Aleq said:
Line breeding, it's not just for cattle any more! 🤣

They want "what's best" for their kids, but they can't figure out that banging their sisters won't necessarily produce the best results.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Line breeding, it's not just for cattle any more! 🤣

They want "what's best" for their kids, but they can't figure out that banging their sisters won't necessarily produce the best results.

So then they try breeding Dad to daughter and that opens up a whole NEW kettle o'worms! 😲

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Line breeding, it's not just for cattle any more! 🤣

They want "what's best" for their kids, but they can't figure out that banging their sisters won't necessarily produce the best results.

So then they try breeding Dad to daughter and that opens up a whole NEW kettle o'worms! 😲

Hide yer dog!

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Line breeding, it's not just for cattle any more! 🤣

They want "what's best" for their kids, but they can't figure out that banging their sisters won't necessarily produce the best results.

So then they try breeding Dad to daughter and that opens up a whole NEW kettle o'worms! 😲

Hide yer dog!

ILK! Guys that was icky 😳

jramossteel said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Line breeding, it's not just for cattle any more! 🤣

They want "what's best" for their kids, but they can't figure out that banging their sisters won't necessarily produce the best results.

So then they try breeding Dad to daughter and that opens up a whole NEW kettle o'worms! 😲

Hide yer dog!

ILK! Guys that was icky 😳

But amazingly funny. Sorry if we made ya squeamish.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

awesome. i haven't heard the second one before.

Yep, but if you watch the TMo ads you know that he knows NOTHING about laundry, and also he's clueless enough to think that Paris "Peasant, peel me a grape" Hilton does!

Is it me or does Paris look inbred?

She is kinda scary lookin' to me.

jramossteel said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle, my nizzle.

*****

How does Snoop Dogg do his laundry?

He uses Tide with Blee-yatch.

awesome. i haven't heard the second one before.

Yep, but if you watch the TMo ads you know that he knows NOTHING about laundry, and also he's clueless enough to think that Paris "Peasant, peel me a grape" Hilton does!

Is it me or does Paris look inbred?

She is kinda scary lookin' to me.

And yet she's a dirty trollop...and that's appealing in ANY w...
(continues)

i think she's hot. i'd dissapoint her more than once a night. 😉 to me, stupidity is hot. that's hot.

Grantizzle said:
i think she's hot. i'd dissapoint her more than once a night. 😉 to me, stupidity is hot. that's hot.

If you think stupidity is hot...what do you think of Nextel18?

muchdrama said:

Grantizzle said:
i think she's hot. i'd dissapoint her more than once a night. 😉 to me, stupidity is hot. that's hot.

If you think stupidity is hot...what do you think of Nextel18?

Dang! Now THAT was EVIL!

muchdrama said:

Grantizzle said:
i think she's hot. i'd dissapoint her more than once a night. 😉 to me, stupidity is hot. that's hot.

If you think stupidity is hot...what do you think of Nextel18?

if he was a chick and not jewish, i'd consider it.

Grantizzle said:

muchdrama said:

Grantizzle said:
i think she's hot. i'd dissapoint her more than once a night. 😉 to me, stupidity is hot. that's hot.

If you think stupidity is hot...what do you think of Nextel18?

if he was a chick and not jewish, i'd consider it.

Would you believe I had some of the best sex of my life with Jewish co-eds up at college. Those girls can party.

i bet. it was a feeble attempt at a jew joke. no dice.

Grantizzle said:
i bet. it was a feeble attempt at a jew joke. no dice.

Out of everything that's been said here, any talk about Jewish folks in a bad light makes ME squeamish.

really? why?

Grantizzle said:
really? why?

Oh, I dunno...and kind of racial thing makes me squeamish. And I know an awful lot of nice Jewish folks.

Like me

KnifeySpooney said:
Like me

LIES- YOur as evil as they come

I prefer Jewish... we don't argue over the Jesus thing.

KnifeySpooney said:
Like me

Mazel tov!

i also know a lot of jewish people. my aunt is jewish even. 😁

Stupidity, i can tolerate. Anti-semitism, no deal.

it was a joke. jeez.

It's that out loud voice again, I swear it's catching! Truth is infectious, pass it on! 😎

I think it's because her eyes aren't focused in the same direction. That's why she always has her head turned slightly aside in every hpoto, instead of looking straight on- you'd be able to tell she's cross-eyed!

KnifeySpooney said:
I figured that. 😉

But thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gift for you.

Where is my parting gift?

jramossteel said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I figured that. 😉

But thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gift for you.

Where is my parting gift?

Here you go! *Hands Jackie a comb...*

😡 A comb! 😡 That stinks 😛 😉

jramossteel said:
😡 A comb! 😡 That stinks 😛 😉

"Parting gift," get it? 🤣

Aleq said:

jramossteel said:
😡 A comb! 😡 That stinks 😛 😉

"Parting gift," get it? 🤣

**trumpet wah-wahs**


Well, you can keep the comb, or pass it up and go for the MYSTERY PRIZE!!!

Is it behind Door #2

dude, you HAVE to go for the mystery prize, it could be a boat, you know how much we've wanted one.

OK I'll take the MYSTERY PRIZE

is it a boat?

**raises curtain**

You've just won a seven-day trip to Beirut, Lebanon, and a two-year supply of trail mix!

KnifeySpooney said:
**raises curtain**

You've just won a seven-day trip to Beirut, Lebanon, and a two-year supply of trail mix!

Sweet! He can barter the trail mix for his life! Fun!

Can I trade this in for the comb, it would be a better gift for me

Oh heck no! You chose that door and left me with the stinkin' comb with the missing teeth! 😁

Ok well how bout you trade me the comb for the Item in this box??

Well what's in the box? 😳

Trade me the comb first. 😁

oh no.. that box is probably full of pooh or something... I know you! Just playing! I will keep my cheesy toothless comb! 😁

ok have it your way *opens box showing jackie the keys to a 2005 Dodge Takoma*

Guess it's your loss

You missed out Jackie... Wait... Thats the wrong brand for that truck 😲 ... BOOBY PRIZE

I would still take that over my 95 altima with 180,000 miles on it 😢

😢 😢 Dang, can we trade? 😢 😢

Sure we can *holds out keys*

YAY!!!!!! 😁

*swaps keys for comb*


Yes, Now good luck in finding which truck in the US they belong too MWAH HAHAHAHa 😈 😈 😈

so mean to the innocent girl... 😢

Anybody seen my keys? I know I left them around here somewhere...

Jackie Stole them she has them now. *points and looks innocent* 😁

I did not steal them, he gave them to me... LIAR!!!!

I did not such thing 😎 I didn't do it, no one say me do it, you can't prove anything

Yeah? Oh yeah? ANd you can't prove I stole them, either... So how do you like that? 😛

I have video footage of a Reinactment, I'm played by Tom Cruise, Jackie will be played by Mimi from Drew Carey, ROLE THE FOOTAGE 😈

Damn, that's harsh... Why I gotta be all ugly like that? 👿

Well the sequel will be released tommorow, Who do you think should play you then?

ummmm. angelina jolie 😁

Hmmmmmmmm Okay, Knifey will be played by Martin Short Much Drama and Aleq can be played by Vince Vaughn and Wil Ferrell. Nextel will be played by Eric Roberts

Are we talking Martin Short in "Innerspace?? or Martin Short as Ed Grimley? Or as Jiminy Glick?


I also would have accepted being played by Rob Lowe.

Tom Cruise? Nice try.

More like Tom Arnold!

While you were gone I farted on your desk. Take that.

he he i got them

Hmm... ah well... just remember to turn the key full circle, turn wheel 45 degrees clockwise, honk the horn six times, turn the radio to 90.1 FM, insert the easy listening CD, recline the seat to 99.8 degrees, open and close the passenger door, roll down all windows, turn the wheel back to center, and roll all the windows back up... the repeat that process backwards... if you don't the car has a tendency to explode 😁

Okay *holding the keys out for you to grab* I'll give it back... Just don't forget to do that either, I don't want to be responsible for you dying. ☹️

Keys? What keys? I have no idea what you are talking about... You're crazy 😳

busterhyman said:
Is it behind Door #2

It's in my pants.

😲 Snap, wait there's nothing there

busterhyman said:
😲 Snap, wait there's nothing there

I was kinda hoping Jackie or Aleq would check. Oh well.

At least he didn't ask you to cough.

muchdrama said:

busterhyman said:
😲 Snap, wait there's nothing there

I was kinda hoping Jackie or Aleq would check. Oh well.

😢 I thought I got to chose the mystery gift!!!!! 😢 😢 I wanted door number 3... I hope its a new car!!! 😁 😁

KnifeySpooney said:
heh heh. A little violence always cheers a guy up. Thanks! 🤣

(BTW, what is your first name? I know a few other reglars on this forum, but not you.)

I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al. Or you can call me Don. Either, or.

Props on the Paul Simon reference, Betty!

KnifeySpooney said:
Props on the Paul Simon reference, Betty!

Well, the man IS a genius. Plus I'm courting Aleq with my wit.

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Props on the Paul Simon reference, Betty!

Well, the man IS a genius. Plus I'm courting Aleq with my wit.

Keep it up, it could work! 😉

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Props on the Paul Simon reference, Betty!

Well, the man IS a genius. Plus I'm courting Aleq with my wit.

Keep it up, it could work! 😉

OooOOoooOOoo...encourageme nt.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Props on the Paul Simon reference, Betty!

Well, the man IS a genius. Plus I'm courting Aleq with my wit.

Keep it up, it could work! 😉

OooOOoooOOoo...encourageme nt.

Don't let it go to your head... either of 'em! 😲

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Props on the Paul Simon reference, Betty!

Well, the man IS a genius. Plus I'm courting Aleq with my wit.

Keep it up, it could work! 😉

OooOOoooOOoo...encourageme nt.

Don't let it go to your head... either of 'em! 😲

Waitaminnit, I don't ge...OH! Naughty, naughty!

*snicker*

Aaaaawwwwwww, you two are so cute....

Seriously, don't make me get the hose.

KnifeySpooney said:
Aaaaawwwwwww, you two are so cute....

Seriously, don't make me get the hose.

Oooh baby, gimme da hose! *pant, pant*

Aleq said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Aaaaawwwwwww, you two are so cute....

Seriously, don't make me get the hose.

Oooh baby, gimme da hose! *pant, pant*

Smack me on my bottom with that hose, please.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Aaaaawwwwwww, you two are so cute....

Seriously, don't make me get the hose.

Oooh baby, gimme da hose! *pant, pant*

Smack me on my bottom with that hose, please.

Insatiable hosemonster on the loose, oh no! 😳

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Aaaaawwwwwww, you two are so cute....

Seriously, don't make me get the hose.

Oooh baby, gimme da hose! *pant, pant*

Smack me on my bottom with that hose, please.

Insatiable hosemonster on the loose, oh no! 😳

Where's my rifle! Oh, wait...you mean me.

I am need of a new computer and new phone... The lemonade went right through my nose on that one... AND it was quite painful! 😡 But I still can't stop laughing. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

jramossteel said:
I am need of a new computer and new phone... The lemonade went right through my nose on that one... AND it was quite painful! 😡 But I still can't stop laughing. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Now you'll need to change. Here..let me help with that. 😉

Can't I am at work... Besides I smell lemony fresh now! 😁

you two and your junk-booting... 🙄

coldsteel said:
you two and your junk-booting... 🙄

Aww, you're just jealous! But here, just to make you feel included, I'm sending a junk boot to you, too! *BOOT!* 🤣

**falls over laughing, while grabbing self in sympathy pains**

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Dammit, dude, I wasn't ready for that! *boots muchdrama right in the old junkeroo*

Junking me for patting you on the bottom? Let the gossip begin!

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Dammit, dude, I wasn't ready for that! *boots muchdrama right in the old junkeroo*

Junking me for patting you on the bottom? Let the gossip begin!

Darling, we can't go on meeting like this, people will say we're in LOVE! 🤣 😛

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Dammit, dude, I wasn't ready for that! *boots muchdrama right in the old junkeroo*

Junking me for patting you on the bottom? Let the gossip begin!

Darling, we can't go on meeting like this, people will say we're in LOVE! 🤣 😛

I love you for your intellect, sweetheart.

**a bit wierded out**

i second that.

Grantizzle said:
i second that.

Oh dear...the gossip has begun.

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Take a Valium, sweetie, it'll pass! 😁

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Never heard of man-love?

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Never heard of man-love?

It's all the rage, love--I hugs me up all the mens I can get! 😎 Queer is the new straight, just watch a couple of hours of TV and you'll see what I'm talking 'bout! 😉

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Never heard of man-love?

It's all the rage, love--I hugs me up all the mens I can get! 😎 Queer is the new straight, just watch a couple of hours of TV and you'll see what I'm talking 'bout! 😉

It's raining men!

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Never heard of man-love?

It's all the rage, love--I hugs me up all the mens I can get! 😎 Queer is the new straight, just watch a couple of hours of TV and you'll see what I'm talking 'bout! 😉

It's raining men!

And me without my raincoat--oops, darn that out loud voice again! 🤣

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Never heard of man-love?

It's all the rage, love--I hugs me up all the mens I can get! 😎 Queer is the new straight, just watch a couple of hours of TV and you'll see what I'm talking 'bout! 😉

It's raining men!

And me without my raincoat--oops, darn that out loud voice again! 🤣

I ALWAYS carry a raincoat. In my wallet. Get it?

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Never heard of man-love?

It's all the rage, love--I hugs me up all the mens I can get! 😎 Queer is the new straight, just watch a couple of hours of TV and you'll see what I'm talking 'bout! 😉

It's raining men!

And me without my raincoat--oops, darn that out loud voice again! 🤣

I ALWAYS carry a raincoat. In my wallet. Get it?

Not yet, but I'm certain you'll make sure I do... 😉

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
**a bit wierded out**

Never heard of man-love?

It's all the rage, love--I hugs me up all the mens I can get! 😎 Queer is the new straight, just watch a couple of hours of TV and you'll see what I'm talking 'bout! 😉

It's raining men!

And me without my raincoat--oops, darn that out loud voice again! 🤣

I ALWAYS carry a raincoat. In my wallet. Get it?

Not yet, but I'm certain you'll make sure I do... 😉

...
(continues)

Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Aleq said:
Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Find someone who wants exactly what you want? Woo!

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Find someone who wants exactly what you want? Woo!

Priceless! Or maybe just a mutually satisfactory negotiated price...

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Find someone who wants exactly what you want? Woo!

Priceless! Or maybe just a mutually satisfactory negotiated price...

Hey! On Adult Friend Finder you don't have to pay. Someone told me that. I mean, how would I know that? Right? Heh.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Find someone who wants exactly what you want? Woo!

Priceless! Or maybe just a mutually satisfactory negotiated price...

Hey! On Adult Friend Finder you don't have to pay. Someone told me that. I mean, how would I know that? Right? Heh.

I'm sure you know NOTHING about it... 🙄

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Find someone who wants exactly what you want? Woo!

Priceless! Or maybe just a mutually satisfactory negotiated price...

Hey! On Adult Friend Finder you don't have to pay. Someone told me that. I mean, how would I know that? Right? Heh.

I'm sure you know NOTHING about it... 🙄

And if I DID know something about it, dammit? I'm a single adult these past two months.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Find someone who wants exactly what you want? Woo!

Priceless! Or maybe just a mutually satisfactory negotiated price...

Hey! On Adult Friend Finder you don't have to pay. Someone told me that. I mean, how would I know that? Right? Heh.

I'm sure you know NOTHING about it... 🙄

And if I DID know something about it, dammit? I'm a single adult these past two months.

AND you a...
(continues)

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Definitely! Serendipity is always more fun than getting just what you planned... 😁

Find someone who wants exactly what you want? Woo!

Priceless! Or maybe just a mutually satisfactory negotiated price...

Hey! On Adult Friend Finder you don't have to pay. Someone told me that. I mean, how would I know that? Right? Heh.

I'm sure you know NOTHING about it... 🙄

And if I DID know something about it, dammit? I'm a single adult these past two mo

...
(continues)

**perks up from my paperwork**

WHOSE HAND IS THAT?!?!?!?

KnifeySpooney said:
**perks up from my paperwork**

WHOSE HAND IS THAT?!?!?!?

"Where's your hand?" "Between two pillows." "Those aren't pillows!".

"That isn't actually my hand, either."

Are you kidding? I've been doing the Rocky Horror Picture Show for years!!

KnifeySpooney said:
Are you kidding? I've been doing the Rocky Horror Picture Show for years!!

No ****? I'm liking you more and more.

I love that show...

Well, I am awesome. So it makes sense.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Dammit, dude, I wasn't ready for that! *boots muchdrama right in the old junkeroo*

Junking me for patting you on the bottom? Let the gossip begin!

Darling, we can't go on meeting like this, people will say we're in LOVE! 🤣 😛

I love you for your i

...
(continues)

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Dammit, dude, I wasn't ready for that! *boots muchdrama right in the old junkeroo*

Junking me for patting you on the bottom? Let the gossip begin!

Darling, we can't go on meeting like this, people will say we're in LOVE! 🤣 😛

...
(continues)

Hey, nothing succeeds like excess! It's worth a try, and the worst it will get you is a slapped face. Or maybe a charge of date rape, YMMV... 😳

Aleq said:
Hey, nothing succeeds like excess! It's worth a try, and the worst it will get you is a slapped face. Or maybe a charge of date rape, YMMV... 😳

I tend to stick with the ones I know I'll get the "appropriate" response out of.

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Hey, nothing succeeds like excess! It's worth a try, and the worst it will get you is a slapped face. Or maybe a charge of date rape, YMMV... 😳

I tend to stick with the ones I know I'll get the "appropriate" response out of.

Chicken! Nothing ventured, nothing gained I always say!

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:
Hey, nothing succeeds like excess! It's worth a try, and the worst it will get you is a slapped face. Or maybe a charge of date rape, YMMV... 😳

I tend to stick with the ones I know I'll get the "appropriate" response out of.

Chicken! Nothing ventured, nothing gained I always say!

Well. I mind probe them to ensure total willingness for what I'm about to ask.

Huh huh, you said "probe..."

Aleq said:
Huh huh, you said "probe..."

Settle down, Beavis.

jramossteel said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Do I get to slap him to?

Depends, to where will you be slapping me? 😉

Aleq said:

jramossteel said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Do I get to slap him to?

Depends, to where will you be slapping me? 😉

Shhh! Everybody go deathly still! This is getting interesting.

Darn it, don't aggravate my performance anxiety!

Aleq said:
Darn it, don't aggravate my performance anxiety!

If this helps, I've got red chili peppers on my sexy black boxers.

I got the same thing.... ON MY THONG

busterhyman said:
I got the same thing.... ON MY THONG

Dammit, you made it creep back up! *Eva Longoria* Ok, better! 😁

interracial homo-erotisism.

Grantizzle said:
interracial homo-erotisism.

Yeah, that works too! 😎

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:
interracial homo-erotisism.

Yeah, that works too! 😎

Quick! Aleq! To the bed-chamber!

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:
interracial homo-erotisism.

Yeah, that works too! 😎

Quick! Aleq! To the bed-chamber!

I'll bring the Astroglide, you get the SPAM!

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

Aleq said:

Grantizzle said:
interracial homo-erotisism.

Yeah, that works too! 😎

Quick! Aleq! To the bed-chamber!

I'll bring the Astroglide, you get the SPAM!

No SPAM up me bum please.

busterhyman said:
I got the same thing.... ON MY THONG

Thongthongthongthongthong.

That is disgusting. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I am craxking up here.... Just running about an hour behind on this thread which sucks... Ihate it when work gets in the way of fun! 🤣 😁

right up side the head... he he he he he... Just playin'! 😁

jramossteel said:
right up side the head... he he he he he... Just playin'! 😁

That doesn't sound like much fun--Pass! 🤣

jramossteel said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
I realized halfway to work that I left my cell-phone sitting on my bed. Sure enough, I now have a great urge to text message someone, but can't! 😡

Shawn, Jackie, someone entertain me!! 😉

*Smacks* Aleq.

Do I get to slap him to?

Only on my bottom. Whee! I love this forum.

Okay... *closing eyes* *WHACK!* was that right?

jramossteel said:
Okay... *closing eyes* *WHACK!* was that right?

Oo la la. Nice. But understand that I can't leave Aleq for any girl that spanks my bottom.

That is fine with me... I juat wanted to play 😁

jramossteel said:
That is fine with me... I juat wanted to play 😁

With my bottom? Excellent quality in a woman.

🤭 Yeah, well that's me! 🤭 *kinda bashful*

jramossteel said:
🤭 Yeah, well that's me! 🤭 *kinda bashful*

Okay folks...time to order some chinese food! Peace out for now!

muchdrama said:

busterhyman said:
Just found in some guy's apartment. This phone will be put to use as I eat my Tender Crisp bacon cheddar ranch sandwich I got mwah haha

You know what's ****ed up? Every time Buster talks, I envision the Buster from Arrested Development (best. sitcom. ever) talking. It's great...and it makes the posts even funnier.

Well at least you didn't say buster Rhymes, which I suppose is funny still.

YEah, i'm pretty sure he DOESN'T remind me of Busta Rhymes. I'd say closer to Leann Rimes.

KnifeySpooney said:
Better response than I was expecting.

All us freaks and wierdos sure stick together, huh?

Wait. Aleq and I rubbing our male bodies up against each other isn't normal? OMG! I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry...that you believe me!!! Muahahahahah! I SO enjoy Aleq rubbing his male body up against mine. Pfft.

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Better response than I was expecting.

All us freaks and wierdos sure stick together, huh?

Wait. Aleq and I rubbing our male bodies up against each other isn't normal? OMG! I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry...that you believe me!!! Muahahahahah! I SO enjoy Aleq rubbing his male body up against mine. Pfft.

I'm not sure, but it sounds like I'm being dissed here... Is it time for another boot to the junk?

Besides, as a reasonably wise man once said "We must all hang together, or assuredly we will all hang separately." 😎

Aleq said:

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Better response than I was expecting.

All us freaks and wierdos sure stick together, huh?

Wait. Aleq and I rubbing our male bodies up against each other isn't normal? OMG! I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry...that you believe me!!! Muahahahahah! I SO enjoy Aleq rubbing his male body up against mine. Pfft.

I'm not sure, but it sounds like I'm being dissed here... Is it time for another boot to the junk?

Besides, as a reasonably wise man once said "We must all hang together, or assuredly we will all hang separately." 😎

If you insist on continuously booting me in my junk this sex thing won't work...
(continues)

muchdrama said:

KnifeySpooney said:
Better response than I was expecting.

All us freaks and wierdos sure stick together, huh?

Wait. Aleq and I rubbing our male bodies up against each other isn't normal? OMG! I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry...that you believe me!!! Muahahahahah! I SO enjoy Aleq rubbing his male body up against mine. Pfft.

*Gets out video camera and puts a auction up on ebay*

Yes This will definately bring in some cash

I'll say this much: I had NO idea I would spart this huge a thread branching off in so many ways!

KnifeySpooney said:
I'll say this much: I had NO idea I would spart this huge a thread branching off in so many ways!

What the hell is a spart?

oops. I guess i accidentally combined "start" and "spark" !!!

KnifeySpooney said:
oops. I guess i accidentally combined "start" and "spark" !!!

Oh no! Can't...hold...it...SPART! OOOOoooooooooo. Much better.

read the title.

Grantizzle said:
read the title.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Wait. I don't get it.

neither do i. i am just counting the seconds until i get to go to lunch.

part SPit part fART? Just a guess 🤣

is that like a "shart?"

(you figure it out, i'm not explaining it!)

jramossteel said:
part SPit part fART? Just a guess 🤣

Ew.

If it was strong enough for you to smell over in Philly, I doubt the building would still be standing here in St Louis!!