I know this is not tech related...but it is kind of funny...

Funny things customer's have said:

"I will not be able to ford these phones"
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"I have a sony exorcism phone"
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"We are having a severe wonder storm"
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"My husband thinks he is so smart...he does not want me keeping tabs on him with a cell phone"
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"I have a Nakota phone" (instead of Nokia)
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"I don't need one of those real dinky phones"
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Instead of "push", some customers say "poosh"
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"somebody's phone is ringing...Oh it's mine!"
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"Can't you send me a new simmy card?"
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"I am in the middle of a cellular nightmare!"
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I asked the cust, "Is there anything else I can help with today?"
Cust says, "Nothing at the proper moment"...
(continues)