Your probably did a no call no show but you put on a puppy face and acted innocent so you ended up getting away with it and now you're just simply denyingit ever happened, don't worry, I have you figured out! 😈

LOL jk 🤣

HeroPsychoDreamer said:
Your probably did a no call no show but you put on a puppy face and acted innocent so you ended up getting away with it and now you're just simply denyingit ever happened, don't worry, I have you figured out! 😈

LOL jk 🤣

Is that what works with you?!? 😉

Actually, yeah! 😎 lol 🤣

Hehe then you would be in trouble with me 😛 I do that face really well. 😉

I'm a sucker for puppy faces ☹️ It's like my girlfriends weapon! Not fair I say, not fair! 👿

Hey we need some type of weapon against guys 😈

Isnt PMS enough?! 😳 🤣

Nope that only works one week out of the month, this is a "whenever i need it" weapon. 🤣

and what do men have to defend themselves with? jack crap, that's right.

Hah! You guys are a weapon in yourselves

Heck no we're not! Most men are rounded and unattractive when naked so we can't use that as a lure against women. We can't not buy you things, because you use guilt in retaliation. We have to be okay with whatever you feel like doing or we're too controlling. If we make you cry because you cheated on us, we're abusive and uncaring.

The only thing a man is allowed to do in a relationship is what the woman tell them.

...until you hit 40. Then most men look better than women, and a single man is a precious commodity.

Wow! Sounds like you have been finding the wrong women there ralph...im sorry. That sucks. I hope things get better for you.

There are good ones, but we both know where the power sits. Those were just the worst examples in my rapporteur. 🙂

Heh we won't go into my bad examples of guys. 😛

Men and women both have thier ways. Its not our fault you guys break when we cry/pout/whine/etc.

Eh, after all my experience I just go for a beer when a woman starts to cry. 😉

Lol. Well it works on HPD 😛

I would go for a drink when a man starts his ahem stuff but im not 21 yet 😁

It really is the best thing to do. When somebody starts a tantrum/whine/pout you just walk off. They get pissed, but they get over it and the whole issue gets dropped cus they feel embarassed.

Your day will come soon Shay

I found the best thing is just not to deal with men at all (in a dating sense) my friends I can just ignore for a few days and it be ok. 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

I actually do the same thing now. A few of my friends like to kiss me though. 😁

Shayby said:
I found the best thing is just not to deal with men at all (in a dating sense) my friends I can just ignore for a few days and it be ok. 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

Disregard this my comp has been messing up so bad today.

I found the best thing is just not to deal with men at all (in a dating sense) my friends I can just ignore for a few days and it be ok. 😁

Shayby said:
Lol. Well it works on HPD 😛

I would go for a drink when a man starts his ahem stuff but im not 21 yet 😁

Say what?! 😳 LOL

I dont turn 21 till June 21st. Im still a baby 🙂

ooops! I thought you said "It works for HPD"... as in going for a beer when my girlfriend starts on something lol.

I was gonna say, does EVERYONE on phonescoop think im an alcoholic?! lol. Everyone, or almost everyone on the S710a forum does haha.

She meant the puppy dog face works on you, whereas i just get up and go for a beer.

Well, I usually do. One time I threw cake icing on a girl. Not a tub of icing, just the icing itself.

Yeah, I am a sucker for it lol 🤭

I used to go into debt for it. I learned my lesson though.

Oh well it comes to buying stuff it doesnt work 🤣 But other things, yeah.

Lol your both nuts. And no HPD as of yet I dont think your an alcoholic. 😉

We can always buy them some roses and chocolates to get them off our backs for a little bit at least. But if you're looking for a really long break, that might take alot more, like a diamond ring LOL. After that, you should be good for about a month, IF you're lucky 🤣

that's not true... My hubby can't do either because I am allergic to chocolate (where I can't breathe) and he is allergic to roses (or at least has really bad allergies, so I never get chocolate or roses... But I did get that ring though! 😁

Behold the unholy smells that come from my butt. I can clear a room at a whim

There you go a man's weapon. 😕

Ah, point taken. Bodily functions are a last resort though, since releasing those will mean we will not have the possibility of releasing other bodily urges later.

...... 😲

Shayby said:
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Oops wrong face 😳 😕 😳

I see my point was made.
😎

ralph_on_me said:
I see my point was made.
😎

Bad bad ralph. 😛

I thought that's what the general attitude and persona of women was for, as a "whenever I need it" weapon. Sheesh, women are soooo confusing! 😳 lol 🤣

Lmao...and Men aren't?

Nope 😁 We're very simple! Woman just use complicated thinking patterns which dont allow them to figure out the simplicity of men 😛

Lmao..Yup thats it, its all our fault..NOT! Ill take blame for what I cause, but I will tell you something, you guys never know what you want. We know what we want men just can't handle it.

😲 What a liar! 😳 Woman don't know what they want... but I'll agree, men don't either. No one in this world knows what they want.

I know exactly what I want in life, significant other etc. Only because ive experienced exactly what I DONT want already.

Well yeah, Im not pointing specifically. I meant in general.

I as a person know what I want to, for now and the long run. Not trying to start anything 🤭

hehe your not im enjoying this little debate with you and Ralph. Its a friendly debate and no flaming going on, hasn't been like that on here for a long time.

And may it stay that way for an even longer time! 😁

HeroPsychoDreamer said:
And may it stay that way for an even longer time! 😁

I second that!

So how you been HPD? I know I keep going away for long periods of time. 😁

I hope Jackie isnt mad at me. 😕 She hasn't posted much since I started today so no chance to ask her 😢

Just been busy at work today... Not angry, just a little sad...

Why said Jackie?

Sad? Because it is slow, and I am bored... I handed out 600 flyers to local businesses yesterday, and only one response today. ☹️ This store is not gonna make it this month.

Aww hun im sorry. That sucks.

Im doing well, not too much new happening in my life or around Chicago.

But, I just read this funny story about an 81 year old woman who crashed a car she was test driving. She put it into reverse and started going back, then she went to hit the break but instead of hitting the break she hit the gas and plowed her husband, the salesman, hit another car and then a tree. Everyone was okay so I say.... LOL!!!! 🤣

OMG! 🤣 Thats funny but sooo bad.