An old Motorola Startech
You'll get tons of resistance though.
SOMETHING LIKE
...IF WE MATERIALLY DECREASE THE GEOGRAPHICAL AREA IN WHICH YOUR AIRTIME RATE APPLIES (OTHER THAN A TEMPORARY DECREASE FOR REPAIRS OR MAINTENANCE)...
YOU MAY TERMINATE THIS AGREEMENT, BY A WRITING SENT TO CINGULARβS ADDRESS, WITHOUT PAYING AN EARLY TERMINATION FEE OR RETURNING OR PAYING FOR ANY PROMOTIONAL ITEMS...
Before you start you replying - know your conjunctions and commas use else YOU WILL GET PWNED!
IT'S WRITTEN TO CONFUSE YOU!
The towers that were in existence when Cingular performed their "Genesis" conversion became "tri" technology capable systems. They used GSM, TDMA and Analog. As the GSM traffic increases they slowly convert channels on the tower to be GSM instead of TDMA. They are also phasing out the Analog channels (at this point in time many towers in metro areas do not even have analog channels available). So when they rolled out GSM they might have had 65% TDMA, 30% GSM and 5% Analog on towers they now might look like 80% GSM, 19% T...
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