The horror! The horror!!
Ok, I was subjected to a ghastly vision yesterday, and I feel compelled to share it with the rest of the Phonescoop family. I can't afford counselling, but I need some outlet, or I will be traumatized for life.
A fat lady clip-clopped into my store yesterday (apologies to Al Bundy). She was wearing a light pink, layered mumu, and a dark pink mini skirt. This woman I would estimate weighed in excess of 300 pounds. Now, I don't mean to attack the obese. My point is this: just because they make it in your size doesnt mean you should wear it. This mini skirt was short. No, it was REALLY short. It would have been short on the 10 year old girl that was with her. I thought the sight of her pillar-like thighs extending below the mini sk...
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A fat lady clip-clopped into my store yesterday (apologies to Al Bundy). She was wearing a light pink, layered mumu, and a dark pink mini skirt. This woman I would estimate weighed in excess of 300 pounds. Now, I don't mean to attack the obese. My point is this: just because they make it in your size doesnt mean you should wear it. This mini skirt was short. No, it was REALLY short. It would have been short on the 10 year old girl that was with her. I thought the sight of her pillar-like thighs extending below the mini sk...
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You think that's bad? Try seeing the same size woman in a thong bikini on a water ride at your local Six Flags type amusement park. YUCK!
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Shoota said:
you think thats bad!! try sleeping with one! đ
A fat girl, or a thong?
Sad to say, I've done the former. not the latter.
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We've all had that "one" that's just a tad overweight. Damn Tequilla... đŗ
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Us fat girls need love too! (all my 130lbs!) Just joking, but really, everyone needs some good lovin
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đ I can't help it i like big chicks!!! But I'll always love you Shayby đ
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Lol hey marcus. How are you hun?
To answer your question, because he really wouldnt love me if he saw me then đ
To answer your question, because he really wouldnt love me if he saw me then đ
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Bored... and I just had to do a hard reset on my treo so I lost everything on it. âšī¸
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đ You don't know me too well then. I takem all shapes n sizes!!! đ
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Lol I see. Well you know I still love my revan. I am soooo never going back to Chicago or anywhere near it though so your out of luck on the me coming to visit thing. đ
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Why not? Im sorry but I have no problems with people who are large, but there are ways to dress yourself that no matter what size you are you look really beautiful, that however is not one of them. Granted I dont like watching little women dressed like that, women just arent my thing.
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So I guess you are really skinny? I hope you are not on of those salad eating girls are u?
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You think? Wow your slow. đ
Anyway what does that have to do with my previous statement.
Anyway what does that have to do with my previous statement.
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it ties in with your physical description. I'm just trying to collect more male admirers for you, not make a blonde joke.
*fluffs up his pillow*
*fluffs up his pillow*
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I don't want anymore stalkers either!! I got rid of the customer stalker...YAY!!!!! besides..why would you want to put me through that?!? âšī¸
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...cus I like to make idle threats that I never follow through with and tease people? I've stopped asking why I do what I do. I can pay a therapist to do that for me in twenty years.
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Lmao. Well honestly...your not really scary. Just a little odd. Anyway I don't need anymore stalkers or admirers but thanks for you concern. đ
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There's always room for jello... or stalkers... or something like that. Oh, and yes I am odd. đ
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but... you NEED food... *cries*
Okay, I've labeled all the drawers. What else now?
Okay, I've labeled all the drawers. What else now?
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You could live off some kinds of liquids too. Beer comes to mind (and mouth).
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SHAY!!! Stop misbehaving.... If it kills me I am going to get you on a regular diet... That will help with your ailments alot, the lack of nutrition is killing you... Oh yeah... I plotted a spot for the restaurant... đ
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Woot! where?
And well...um....James is yelling at me about the same thing...bad James!
And well...um....James is yelling at me about the same thing...bad James!
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NO!!! BAD SHAY! I agree with James.. And right down the street from where you get on 95... Next to the train station.
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NO BAD JAMES....AND JACKIE!!!!
Thats awesome. I'll have to come down there again soon....I just dont know when after this last week im kinda beat on driving.
Thats awesome. I'll have to come down there again soon....I just dont know when after this last week im kinda beat on driving.
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Don't forget that you promised Dad and Grandma that you would be down at then end of the month.
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Yeah...I know. Dad said if not he is coming to get me, which may work better cuz I dont ever wanna drive again...3 times in 2 days I could have killed everyone in the car with me, none of them my fault but it still scared me out of driving. Im not even driving myself to work now.
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Nope, when I'm bad it's blatent. The only thing I'm trying to do is get away with taking a nap while on the clock.
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You might not, it was peanut butter ice cream. I hear that's not everyone's favorite.
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Ill, I have my customers on mute more than I do anything since im coughing so much and unable to breathe right.
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You need to use a computer synthesizer to speak for you as you type it!
How retarded do you think customers would think we are if we printed up labels for everything and stuck it on them?
*gives Jackie some ice cream*
How retarded do you think customers would think we are if we printed up labels for everything and stuck it on them?
*gives Jackie some ice cream*
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Only on the condition that I can type up labels describing every person I talk to, and mail it to them.
My desk phone now says "PHONE", the monitor says "COMPUTER", and the chair says "CHAIR". I need more things to label.
My desk phone now says "PHONE", the monitor says "COMPUTER", and the chair says "CHAIR". I need more things to label.
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If you don't tell me I'm going to have to assume you're playing in the gutter.
*hands Shay a "GUTTERMIND" label*
*hands Shay a "GUTTERMIND" label*
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Lmao nope not me im a lil angel. Anyway I could think of a few names to label you with (nothing perverted)
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Yay! Ice cream... I think I am gonna go down to the Rita's Water Ice stand and get me a gelati. đ
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Oh hey I was up in Chicago this week...NEVER AGAIN, that place is horrible!!!
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It took us 1.5hrs to drive through Chicago on 80/94 (we were going to Milwaukee) My niece decided she had to use the restroom. So we get off the interstate, take her to a freakin best buy (couldnt find a place to take her to other than that.) Took forever to get back on the interstate just to sit in more freakin traffic, and the place smells soooooo bad. I'll stick with as close to the country as I can get.
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Come on you woould get used to the traffic and the smell. You just need to hang out wit me in Chicago.
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Nope not happening. That place is horrible. My sister and I both agree we are NEVER going back there. It took us 11hrs to get from Ashtabula OH, to Milwaukee WI. It shouldnt have taken that long.
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You won't even come with revan? Its not really the country, I live in the capitol of Pennsylvania, but its the closest I can get and still keep my job.
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Yeah right. There are more kidnappings in the city than the country. Also...then why can't I be that lucky??? lol. j/k
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