How morose is my day?
Overheard:
"No sir, Canada is not part of the United States."
I can't stop laughing.
"No sir, Canada is not part of the United States."
I can't stop laughing.
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haha...
About a week ago a customer called in, completely outraged about his invoice. He had over 100$ in long distance charges- and he said to me "I am on a NATION plan with no roaming and long distance" so i viewed his invoice and sure enough the calls were to ONTARIO.... I explained that the nation plan covers the United States and he had assumed that Canada was a part of that calling area. I advised that unfortunately it was not- and he thought that Canada was part of the continental US (like virgin islands etc) I just had to shake my head alot. He escalated when I wouldn't credit the charges.
About a week ago a customer called in, completely outraged about his invoice. He had over 100$ in long distance charges- and he said to me "I am on a NATION plan with no roaming and long distance" so i viewed his invoice and sure enough the calls were to ONTARIO.... I explained that the nation plan covers the United States and he had assumed that Canada was a part of that calling area. I advised that unfortunately it was not- and he thought that Canada was part of the continental US (like virgin islands etc) I just had to shake my head alot. He escalated when I wouldn't credit the charges.
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are we honorary americans because we can and have taken over the white house(without airplanes, and only pitchforks rifles and torches-like frankenstein movies) 🤣 or because we are passive and wont attack even though us gov has unfair trade practices and subsidizes industry going against its own WTO agreements?
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Hahaha....a couple days ago I hear the rep next to me say:
No ma'am, I cannot help you with your T-Mobile account, this is Cingular Wireless.
No ma'am, I cannot help you with your T-Mobile account, this is Cingular Wireless.
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Jldnr77 said:
Hahaha....a couple days ago I hear the rep next to me say:
No ma'am, I cannot help you with your T-Mobile account, this is Cingular Wireless.
I'm used to getting Cingular calls, but the other day I got one from Unicell? WTF is that? 😕 And how do you NOT notice that you're calling the wrong place? By the time you get to the rep the system has thanked you for calling X about five times--does it not occur to them that X is not Y? Dorks... 🙄
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Aleq said:Jldnr77 said:
Hahaha....a couple days ago I hear the rep next to me say:
No ma'am, I cannot help you with your T-Mobile account, this is Cingular Wireless.
I'm used to getting Cingular calls, but the other day I got one from Unicell? WTF is that? 😕 And how do you NOT notice that you're calling the wrong place? By the time you get to the rep the system has thanked you for calling X about five times--does it not occur to them that X is not Y? Dorks... 🙄
You know...Unicell. Official telephone service of astronauts everywhere. Yeesh. Get with it.
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muchdrama said:Aleq said:Jldnr77 said:
Hahaha....a couple days ago I hear the rep next to me say:
No ma'am, I cannot help you with your T-Mobile account, this is Cingular Wireless.
I'm used to getting Cingular calls, but the other day I got one from Unicell? WTF is that? 😕 And how do you NOT notice that you're calling the wrong place? By the time you get to the rep the system has thanked you for calling X about five times--does it not occur to them that X is not Y? Dorks... 🙄
You know...Unicell. Official telephone service of astronauts everywhere. Yeesh. Get with it.
Silly me, and here I thought it was the official telepho...
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Aleq said:...muchdrama said:Aleq said:Jldnr77 said:
Hahaha....a couple days ago I hear the rep next to me say:
No ma'am, I cannot help you with your T-Mobile account, this is Cingular Wireless.
I'm used to getting Cingular calls, but the other day I got one from Unicell? WTF is that? 😕 And how do you NOT notice that you're calling the wrong place? By the time you get to the rep the system has thanked you for calling X about five times--does it not occur to them that X is not Y? Dorks... 🙄
You know...Unicell. Official telephone service of astronauts everywhere. Yeesh. Get with it.
Silly me, and here I thou
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Aleq said:
Do you like "amoeba" better? How about "plankton" or "diatom" instead? 😛
What the hell are you doing even working for Tmobile, anyway? You're a diabolical, evil genius. Go be a weapons of mass destruction genius for the government.
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muchdrama said:Aleq said:
Do you like "amoeba" better? How about "plankton" or "diatom" instead? 😛
What the hell are you doing even working for Tmobile, anyway? You're a diabolical, evil genius. Go be a weapons of mass destruction genius for the government.
No can do, ethics, morals and judgement too good to work for those sorry morons... Besides, I'd probably have to move somewhere icky, pass! 🙄
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Man, I get that constantly! It drives me up the flipping wall, and I'm not even Canadian... 🙄 And then yesterday I get a guy with an open port out request on his line expecting me to credit him for his 500.00+ roaming and LD charges from his trip to the Bahamas--he tried to give me that "oh, but I thought it was included" crapola and I just replied "Sir, any place you have to go through customs and show a passport is DEFINITELY not covered by your rate plan!" Especially when he's bailing out for another carrier--pay it, schmuck! 👿
Now where's that "blow up the battery" customer be good button again? 🤣
Now where's that "blow up the battery" customer be good button again? 🤣
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Aleq said:
Man, I get that constantly! It drives me up the flipping wall, and I'm not even Canadian... 🙄 And then yesterday I get a guy with an open port out request on his line expecting me to credit him for his 500.00+ roaming and LD charges from his trip to the Bahamas--he tried to give me that "oh, but I thought it was included" crapola and I just replied "Sir, any place you have to go through customs and show a passport is DEFINITELY not covered by your rate plan!" Especially when he's bailing out for another carrier--pay it, schmuck! 👿
Now where's that "blow up the battery" customer be good button again? 🤣
Now, now...you don't want evidence of your diabolical nature left at the...
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muchdrama said:...Aleq said:
Man, I get that constantly! It drives me up the flipping wall, and I'm not even Canadian... 🙄 And then yesterday I get a guy with an open port out request on his line expecting me to credit him for his 500.00+ roaming and LD charges from his trip to the Bahamas--he tried to give me that "oh, but I thought it was included" crapola and I just replied "Sir, any place you have to go through customs and show a passport is DEFINITELY not covered by your rate plan!" Especially when he's bailing out for another carrier--pay it, schmuck! 👿
Now where's that "blow up the battery" customer be good button again? 🤣
Now, now...you don't want evidence o
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Aleq said:...muchdrama said:Aleq said:
Man, I get that constantly! It drives me up the flipping wall, and I'm not even Canadian... 🙄 And then yesterday I get a guy with an open port out request on his line expecting me to credit him for his 500.00+ roaming and LD charges from his trip to the Bahamas--he tried to give me that "oh, but I thought it was included" crapola and I just replied "Sir, any place you have to go through customs and show a passport is DEFINITELY not covered by your rate plan!" Especially when he's bailing out for another carrier--pay it, schmuck! 👿
Now where's that "blow up the battery" customer be good button again? 🤣
Now,
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Let's see if I can remember this right . . .
- a volt measures the difference in electrical potential between two points connected by a conductor
- a watt measures the electromagnetic force dissipated through a circuit
- an ampere measures the current
- an ohm measures the resistance in the circuit
My dad was an electrician . . . can you tell? 😉
- a volt measures the difference in electrical potential between two points connected by a conductor
- a watt measures the electromagnetic force dissipated through a circuit
- an ampere measures the current
- an ohm measures the resistance in the circuit
My dad was an electrician . . . can you tell? 😉
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I've got a million of 'em, just because customers tend to piss me off and I love having the perfect comeback for them! 😛 Now, cool customers who amuse me get the world AND a box to put it in, but these getover artists get a kick in the teeth and they're lucky I don't turn their voicemail Spanish... 🤣
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