Kids dont need Cell Phones. They do need: Advanced Enhanced Celluar and Personal Proctection
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I got a kick outta a thread in Shop Talk about a rep who hated selling a phone to a woman who was going to give it to her 7 year old kid. Apparently the little kid got punched in the face at school. So all these ppl where talking about suitable phones for kids. I thought to myself, "Hey! ive got an abundance of these phones just waiting for a home. so i posted:
I would advise the new Moto V187 RAXOR. Its the newest edition. Not only Does it have an Active Camoflauge for 7 year old Tommy's stealthy moves. But a built in 2 foot razor blade so he can go Predator style on Big Bully Billy. Unfortunately its drawback is the self destruct sequence. I hear it has been exploding without any reason. So id recommend Lockline Insurance as...
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I got a kick outta a thread in Shop Talk about a rep who hated selling a phone to a woman who was going to give it to her 7 year old kid. Apparently the little kid got punched in the face at school. So all these ppl where talking about suitable phones for kids. I thought to myself, "Hey! ive got an abundance of these phones just waiting for a home. so i posted:
I would advise the new Moto V187 RAXOR. Its the newest edition. Not only Does it have an Active Camoflauge for 7 year old Tommy's stealthy moves. But a built in 2 foot razor blade so he can go Predator style on Big Bully Billy. Unfortunately its drawback is the self destruct sequence. I hear it has been exploding without any reason. So id recommend Lockline Insurance as...
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