hillarious
Me: You have Verizon?
Him: Yeah I just resigned a contract.
Me: Oh really, how long ago?
Him: About 3 months ago
Me: And they gave you that phone?
Him: Oh no I had this phone from before.
Me: They didn't give you a new phone?
Him: No I liked this one.
Me: Why did you resign then?
Him: Oh I've been a customer with them for nine years, figured I'd go on for another 2 years.
Me: Ok...
Some people just don't get it.
Me: Welcome to Cingular. How can I help you today?
(Cust)omer: I'd like to renew my contract.
Me: Ok great. Did you have any particular phone in mind that you wanted to get?
Cust: Why do I have to give up my phone? I like this one.
Me: Well sir/ma'am you don't have to give up your phone, but usually when you come in to sign a new agreement it's because you want to get a new phone at a lower price.
Cust: But I want to keep my phone.
Me: Ok well you are more then welcome to do that, but why do you want to sign a new contract today then?
Cust: (Usually in a slightly condescending tone) So I can still have service with Cingular.
Me: You will still have service with Cingular even after your contra...
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