Goonie's Sloth is a Cingular manager?
My grandpa went into a Cingular store in Monterey Bay yesterday to inquire about new service. He was talking to a Cingular rep when the manager's door creeked open. My grandpa looked into the slight door crack and saw a strange shaped head peeking out through the gloomly-lit office door. The eye on the strange shaped head caught my grandpa looking, and quickly slammed the door. My grandpa asked the Cingular red, "who is in that office?" the rep replied, "thats our manager, he doesn't like people very much"...The door cracked open again with the strange face glaring at my grandpa through the crack. My grandpa accidently dropped his pen on the floor and when he went down to pick it up, my grandpa caught a strange shape sprint across the store ...
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You secretly work for the Enquirer, don't you? If not you missed your calling.
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phonepimp3376 said:
You secretly work for the Enquirer, don't you? If not you missed your calling.
its a true story
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phonepimp3376 said:My vote's for he's retarded.
You secretly work for the Enquirer, don't you? If not you missed your calling.
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Since 85 percent wouldn't give a straight answer I did some fact finding and discovered what the 85% is....
It's his PERSONAL CHURN RATE
It's his PERSONAL CHURN RATE
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phonepimp3376 said:
Since 85 percent wouldn't give a straight answer I did some fact finding and discovered what the 85% is....
It's his PERSONAL CHURN RATE
im starting to get real sick of his stupid little "stories".
personally i would prefer to read this forum to help people, or to learn new things from other employees, or to discuss technologies, but the past week has been a ridiculous circus of "Cingular employee gives bith to Bat Boy on desk of office" bullshit. i'm about to look for another forum to spend my valuable time at.
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Don't let him drive you off... sooner or later Rich will get tired of it too.
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Do you ralize if Sloth did work at a Cingular Store, that would get you guys some nice publicity...at least from my generation that grew up with the Goonies...just a thought...not bashing Cingular
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TheVZWMan said:What's not to like about a misshapen mutant that eats Baby Ruths?
Do you ralize if Sloth did work at a Cingular Store, that would get you guys some nice publicity...at least from my generation that grew up with the Goonies...just a thought...not bashing Cingular
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jinx7676 said:phonepimp3376 said:
Since 85 percent wouldn't give a straight answer I did some fact finding and discovered what the 85% is....
It's his PERSONAL CHURN RATE
im starting to get real sick of his stupid little "stories".
personally i would prefer to read this forum to help people, or to learn new things from other employees, or to discuss technologies, but the past week has been a ridiculous circus of "Cingular employee gives birth to Bat Boy on desk of office" bull****. i'm about to look for another forum to spend my valuable time at.
Cingular employee gives birth to Bat Boy on desk of office? You heard about that too?
Is it true?
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phonepimp3376 said:
Since 85 percent wouldn't give a straight answer I did some fact finding and discovered what the 85% is....
It's his PERSONAL CHURN RATE
Its the percentage of customers I get that are from Cingular.
-Verizon Wireless Sales
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85percent said:phonepimp3376 said:
Since 85 percent wouldn't give a straight answer I did some fact finding and discovered what the 85% is....
It's his PERSONAL CHURN RATE
Its the percentage of customers I get that are from Cingular.
-Verizon Wireless Sales
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yeah, right.
Personally, I think... nope. Won't sink to your crap level.
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coldsteel said:85percent said:phonepimp3376 said:
Since 85 percent wouldn't give a straight answer I did some fact finding and discovered what the 85% is....
It's his PERSONAL CHURN RATE
Its the percentage of customers I get that are from Cingular.
-Verizon Wireless Sales
.
yeah, right.
Personally, I think... nope. Won't sink to your crap level.
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Please keep off-topic messages like this confined to the Lounge forum. Thank you.
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