Upgrading from Cingular Blue to at&t
R: "We have to put you on a new plan and change your SIM card also"
C: "Why?"
R: "Because the new phone isn't compatible with your AT&T Wireless SIM card and a Cingular SIM card isn't compatible with your AT&T Wireless rateplan"
which of course just causes confusion and makes the customer mad. but now will it go like this?:
R: "We have to put you on a new plan and change your SIM card also"
C: "Why?"
R: "Because the new phone isn't compatible with your AT&T Wireless SIM card and a Wireless at&t SIM card isn't compatible with your AT&T Wireless rateplan"
I don't want to be there for one of these conversations......
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See mr douche bag customer have you heard of the artist prince? Well a few years bag prince changed his name to the artist formerly know as prince. Then a few years after that he was like, "omg, I think I liked being prince better" so he changed his name back all the while still producing some kick a$$ music. This is just like at&t going to cingular and then back except we sell wireless phone service.
That makes a lot of sense... if this were the bizarro world.
chainsaw said:
I tell customers this-
See mr douche bag customer have you heard of the artist prince? Well a few years bag prince changed his name to the artist formerly know as prince. Then a few years after that he was like, "omg, I think I liked being prince better" so he changed his name back all the while still producing some kick a$$ music. This is just like at&t going to cingular and then back except we sell wireless phone service.
The way i tell them is like this.I've had to be very thorough cuz being other ways didn't work
ATT Wireless had NOTHING to do with ATT other then paying them a fee to use the name.Thats why when cingular bought em' Cingular couldn't use or keep the name.
Cingul...
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You-"You currently have the older AT&T phone and plan, in order to upgrade your phone at a low price you need to switch with The New AT&T phone and plan"
C-"I still don't get it"
You-"Will butt-sex help you understand? 🤤 "
C-"OH GOD YES!!!" *rips cloths off*
works everytime 😉
"Well, you need a new phone and SIM to take advantage of all the new *insert BS here* that AT&T will be adding to its network thus rendering older equipment obsolete".
-OR-
"Look, management is pretty funny about people in the US walking around with Cingular logos on their phones after they went through all this s&%t to change back to at&t".
-OR-
"I mean why not upgrade, there's a kill-switch installed in your cell phone connected to a remote control button on Ed Whitacre's wrist".