so easy a caveman can do it
if you havent noticed, simpletons make the world go 'round.
Our glorious country is run by a hillbilly/redneck/simpleton/ingoramus, whatever you call him.
I deal with wonderful hillbillies each and every day. I relish the oppurtunity to educate such an oblivious person. I jump at the chance to tell them how the real world works, because i can.
Thats my job. I educate....
you drop phone, you pay now. Phone in pieces, you go insurance. me sorry
you wet phone, you not covered, me sorry
I realize half my calls will be from air heads. I accept that. It makes the pill a little easier to swallow.
This sign must be at least 3 feet tall...
oh wait, that is just common sense.
I read the fine print for every customer who gives me a sad story. I read it only to show them i have no reason to help them except out of the kindness of my heart.