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T-Mobile unveils new program for April..."Old Access!"

imcoolerthanyou

Apr 1, 2006, 2:02 PM
I would like to propose a new program to assist our elderly customers when activating new lines of service. This hypothesis stems from the already existing credit based "Smart Access." (T-mobile) The stipulations would require, not a credit check, but technology competence criteria. The results of failing these tech focused motor skill manuevers would end in qualifying what I propose calling "Old Access." Questions would range from what is this device I'm holding, to entering names into contacts. Upon failing assesment, we would charge a one time $200 "Old Aceess" Fee which includes activation, my 400 hours of future instruction on how to power phone on/off and how to turn up ear piece/ring volume...including paying any hospital bills for th...
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coowguy

Apr 1, 2006, 2:54 PM
Nice dude! 🤣
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littlefuzzbear

Apr 1, 2006, 6:32 PM
imcoolerthanyou said:
I would like to propose a new program to assist our elderly customers when activating new lines of service. This hypothesis stems from the already existing credit based "Smart Access." (T-mobile) The stipulations would require, not a credit check, but technology competence criteria. The results of failing these tech focused motor skill manuevers would end in qualifying what I propose calling "Old Access." Questions would range from what is this device I'm holding, to entering names into contacts. Upon failing assesment, we would charge a one time $200 "Old Aceess" Fee which includes activation, my 400 hours of future instruction on how to power phone on/off and how to turn up ear piece/ring volume...
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ZHIAN6310

Apr 3, 2006, 12:38 AM
NOT VERY NICE DUDE, THAT’S WAY OFF THE HUMOR LEVEL.
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celnut

Apr 3, 2006, 1:02 AM
imcoolerthanyou said:
I would like to propose a new program to assist our elderly customers when activating new lines of service. This hypothesis stems from the already existing credit based "Smart Access." (T-mobile) The stipulations would require, not a credit check, but technology competence criteria. The results of failing these tech focused motor skill manuevers would end in qualifying what I propose calling "Old Access." Questions would range from what is this device I'm holding, to entering names into contacts. Upon failing assesment, we would charge a one time $200 "Old Aceess" Fee which includes activation, my 400 hours of future instruction on how to power phone on/off and how to turn up ear piece/ring volume...
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D-Mobile

Apr 3, 2006, 10:17 AM
You guys are nerds. I think it's funny. Obviously not serious, it's funny to joke about things that get to us sometimes. Everyone has a grandma or grandpa they love, but lets face it; cell technology sometimes overwhelms the elderly. Don't listen to em cooler
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