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Justin: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?

You: yo wts craccin cuz? i was just on here and dude was bein real rude i just had a couple questions my brotha

Justin: I'd be happy to help you with that.

Justin: Are you an existing Verizon Wireless customer?

You: my i-phone is on the friggity friggity fritz. can i trade that in for the i-voyage?

Justin: I'm sorry but we don't carry the iPhone.

You: thats okay my brotha its not your fault.

Justin: How else can I assist you today?

You: it says here in the description that the i-voyage is a sublime phone

Justin: Do you mean the Voyager?

Justin: It is not an iPhone, it has no affiliation with Apple.

You: i like that . that dude sing about his dalmation an all that . that song is off the chain.

Justin: Yes it is, truly great song.

Justin: So do you currently have a phone with us on our network?

You: hes like i got a dalmation i can still get high. i can feel it.

Justin: Yes, I hear ya.

You: so does that dude have this phone?

You: id get it . if its good enough for dude it's good enough for philletto, ya dig?

Justin: Of course he has it, and its a fantastic phone.

You: what all it do? is that the phone you can drop in the water when you puttin out fires?

You: cuz dude be blazin it up with his dalmation an gettin all nonsensical, ya feel me?

You: he spillin his ashtray an his bong, spillin blunt wraps, just gettin super silly

Justin: Yes.

Justin: Well, you can't drop it in water.

Justin: It isn't water proof.

You: ahhh sniggity snap.

You: well homeboy got one and submerged it in the bathtub.

You: he had bubble bath an everything in that beah

You: an it still work yo!

Justin: The Voyager is definitely tight, it has Mobile TV capabilities for when the good stuff is coming on TV and you ain't there to watch it, it has a full qwerty keyboard so you can send those messages superfast, plus it has a touch screen, it is one rad phone.

You: he had like bubble beads or some ish from he an his old ladies honeymoon. they was gettin str8 freaky

Justin: That sounds like some crazy stuff.

You: an the phone slipped off the side an into the tub.

You: yeah they was like in the middle of you know what like all kinda ish. she used to be a gymnast ya dig?

Justin: Totally.

You: so can i make videos on this thing or what?

Justin: Of course you can, it has a high quality camcorder capabilities.

You: cuz for real homeboy was like damn philletto you should be recording this.

You: ahhh thats tiggity tiiight man.

Justin: Of course it is. Are you looking to order one tonight online?

You: does it got slow motion capabillies?

Justin: You can watch the videos in slow-mo.

You: cuz then we can capture the in and the out, ya feel me?

You: nice my man.

Justin: I know what you're saying, you can do that totally.

You: well homeboy is waitin for the truck to come in

Justin: That's cool, so do you need to wait to order?

You: yeah well he got the keys to the truck an he keep a couple phones for himself usually so i get em on the low.

Justin: I get what you're getting at, its all good.

Justin: How else can I assist you tonight?

You: thats about it homeboy. i got a blunt and some henny waitin for me in the whip so i gots to jet.

Justin: I got ya, have fun my friend.

Justin: And have a wonderful night.

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